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January 10, 2005

to the top of telegraph hill!

So I'm in San Francisco this week for Macworld -- yes, it IS like Disney
World for Mac people -- and I'm kinda wishing that I had given myself a
little more time to do other stuff outside and in the city. I go back east
Friday right after the show ends. And I'll probably end up spending most
of my time in the Moscone Center all week...

Anyway, Tuesday morning is the big Steve Jobs keynote address. Lots of
rumors this year, out of which, only the Apple-Motorola partnership phone
really has me all that interested.

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December 22, 2004

no comment

So apparently the template I was using (black background, orange and white
text) was automagically closing the comments. All on its own. Without any
help.

Scary.

I've reverted to the original WordPress style and I'm looking for
something better to go with. One possiblity is this href="index-metal.php">brushed metal look. What do you think?

You can post a comment now. :p

December 16, 2004

it's alive!

I know, you're sick of web cam updates. Trust me, there's only so many I
care to write.

However, it works again. I
switch the software, which explains why it looks a little different. And,
this software does not do "daylight" updates nor does it upload a
timelapse movie from the previous day. So, tough. It's better than it was.

Next project? Clean up the mess on the left side and get the recent tunes
back on the site.

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December 07, 2004

'one step closer' to oblivion

U2 takes another step closer to oblivion with the release of " href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playListId=29600233&originStoreFront=143441">How
to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb
." It's sad that the best thing this album
has going for it is the Apple marketing blitz that accompanied its release
and the release of the iPod U2 Special Edition.

In 2000, I poo-pooed the release of "All That You Can't Leave Behind" with
a mini-review that is unfortunately no longer online... but that album has
actually grown on me since its release. "Atomic Bomb" is unlikely to
explode in quite the same way.

Want a second opinion? See what href="http://www.nudeasthenews.com/reviews/1176">Nude as the News has
to say.

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November 22, 2004

congressmen with too much time

Doesn't Congress need to pass a budget? How about some kind of Sept.
11-report/homeland legislation? Medicare? Social Security? Campaign
finance?

Naah. We don't need any of that stuff.

But some Congressional idiot from Indiana thinks we need to spend time and
money href="http://www.hoosiergazette.com/News/Nov2004/news003.htm">renaming
Interstate 69
.

Seriously, there must a waiting list at the Canadian border these days...

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November 20, 2004

web cam jam

The web cam is not having
a very good time lately. It basically doesn't update correctly. It seems
to be blind; it loses track of daylight (the only time it is supposed to
update is during daylight) and it randomly gets stuck re-uploading the
same image over and over.

Options:

1. Replace computer. The system running the web cam is a four-year-old
iBook. I'm not inclined to spend a lot on a computer that's only task is
to sit in a closet by a window and upload photos to the server.

2. Replace camera. It's an Apple iSight ($150 each) and it might be worth
it to try a different one.

3. Give up on the web cam and try some other kind of online experiment.

Web cams, afterall, were a novelty in 1999.

Something to sleep on, which is what I'm going to go do now.

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November 03, 2004

forwarding address

Please forward my mail to Montreal.

This country is full of complete morons.

October 27, 2004

WORLD CHAMPIONS

THE 2004 BOSTON RED SOX

At Last
(boston.com)

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October 20, 2004

GAME 7!

The improbable has happened! Never before in history has a Major League
Baseball team lost the first three games of a best-of-seven series and
then won the next three. The Red Sox did it tonight, literally, on the
ankle of Schilling and the bat of Mark Bellhorn. GAME 7!

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it could be worse...

A lot worse. I only have the 11th worst job in science, according to
Popular Science and its second edition of the dubious distinctions
of href="http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/article/0,20967,713471,00.html">The
Worst Jobs in Science
(Nov. 2004).

In some unspecified way, href="http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/article/0,20967,713441,00.html">Computer
Help-Desk Tech
is scientific. Who knew? And I went to school for
Journalism! I should ask for a new diploma.

In any case, the article points out:

These are people who love the subtle power and intricacies
of computers, yet who must spend their days incarcerated in windowless
rooms telephonically holding the hands of 16-bit blockheads. One computer
tech in Delaware recently had an urban legend spring to life when a user
called to complain, apparently in all sincerity, that his computer's
"coffee cup holder" (actually the CD drive) was broken. "We should all be
issued sidearms so we can vent our frustration," she says. It's a lot to
swallow for $35,000 a year.

At least I have a big (usually sunny) window in my fake office...

Oh, and the worst job in science, according to PopSci? href="http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/article/0,20967,713468,00.html">Anal-Wart
Researcher
. Ewwwwwww!

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October 18, 2004

the lesser LCS

Coverage of ALCS game 5 stared at 5:30 PM on FOX (actual first pitch was
at about 5:40). Six hours later, my TiVo reached its maximum time limit
for a single recording. Just seconds before it stopped recording, David
Ortiz singled to center, and Johnny Damon scampered home to win the game
in the bottom of the 14th inning. Yay Red Sox!

From about 8:30 PM on, the NLCS between Houston and St. Louis was being
played as well. The game was shown on F/X, and they switched it to FOX
just in time for the bottom of the 9th, where the Astros won the game with
a 3-run walk-off home run.

Poor NLCS. So neglected. So apparently unimportant. FOX must be loving it
that the ALCS is continuing. I'm sure the added advertising revenue will
look good in the 4th quarter earnings.

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October 10, 2004

another try

Yet another try on the design of this site... Give it time and I'll finish
this thing off sooner or later.

September 23, 2004

truer words were never spoken

"Macs are the shit," Jordan Ledy, a Columbia University freshamn,
said. "They're the easiest to use and Apple's interface is just so slick.
[By comparison] XP looks like Fisher-Price."

From a column in the href="http://www.columbiaspectator.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/09/22/4151217a51d97">Columbia
Daily Spectator

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September 20, 2004

uglified

Well, the new software is here. It's just a really ugly layout. It will be
fixed in time.

The web cam is still here,
you just can't see the preview right now.

September 17, 2004

new software coming

Since MoveableType has switched to a paid model, and does not seem to have
improved on the way it handles commenting spam, I'm switching to a new
software to run this site. It should be online later tonight.

Webcam seems to be having its weekly problems today as well...

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103 is too many

I just deleted 103 spam comment posting from this site. All posted since
Saturday. Time to find new software for this thing.

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September 11, 2004

fear factor

NBC should put that wuss Joe Rogan on the bench; or maybe send him down to
the minor leagues on some tame TV game show like "Weakest Link." (Is that
still on?) Fear Factor has a new primetime host.

Obviously, the new king of fear and fright is Vice President Dick
Cheney...

The VeeP made it sound loud and clear, earlier this week that we should be
afraid, especially if Americans pull the wrong lever (or dimple the wrong
chad) in November.

We're now at that point where we're making that kind of decision for
the next 30 or 40 years, and it's absolutely essential that eight weeks
from today, on November 2nd, we make the right choice. Because if we make
the wrong choice, then the danger is that we'll get hit again. That we'll
be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United
States, and that we'll fall back into the pre-9/11 mind set if you will,
that in fact these terrorist attacks are just criminal acts, and that
we're not really at war. I think that would be a terrible mistake for
us.
( href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A5037-2004Sep8?language=printer">WashingtonPost.com,
Sept. 8, 2004, apparently transcribed by the href="http://www.fdch.com/">Federal Document Clearing House.)

While we're on the topic, Kathleen Parker, columnist for the Orlando
Sentinel, seems to be smoking something pretty good these days: href="http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/mld/sunnews/news/opinion/9636509.htm">Media
overstates Cheney comments
. Yeah, sure, overstated. A columnist who
ends a column with "what ain't broke is often best left unfixed" is one
about as unoriginal and uncompelling as I have ever read.

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just keep it all bottled up inside yourself

Putting your thoughts down on paper, in the form of a diary, could be bad
for your health. Or, so some Brits say: href="http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996374">Dear diary,
you make me sick
.

I wonder what blogging does to your health, beside contribute to
repetitive-stress injury. And cause a diharea of obnoxious ads in comment
postings...

September 07, 2004

30,000 down, ??? to go

My car passed 30,000 miles a little over a week ago, and had its
respective checkup today (which cost too much -- though I did take it to a
nicer dealer service shop this time).

30,000 miles in 1,155 days (June 30, 2001 to Aug. 28, 2004) is an average
of 25.97 miles per day, which is a bit below the national average of
10,000 to 12,000 miles per year. I wonder how much time I've href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A2537-2004Sep7.html">sat
in traffic
in the car...

September 05, 2004

ivan instead

I'm tired of href="http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_astorm6+shtml/050318.shtml?">Frances
(and the CNN reporters dancing around in the wind). Bring on href="http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_astorm9+shtml/050318.shtml?">Ivan!

the real goat

I know, I know -- I'm out of touch. But I just read about href="http://www.mypetgoat.com/">mypetgoat.com and how the href="http://www.ledgeofliberty.com/2004/06/mystery_of_the_.html">Mystery
of "The Pet Goat" [was] Revealed
. The "Mystery Revealed" is what makes
blogs so great, we can all be journalists in our own little (or big) way.

September 04, 2004

nothing interesting happened in the last month

At least not here on this site...

July 30, 2004

slogans heros

Slogans you should know and love:

Skin to win.
Hope is on the way.

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July 12, 2004

100,000,000

So says Apple:

"Kevin Britten of Hays Ellis, Kansas downloaded href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=15255809&selectedItemId=15199947">Somersault
(Dangermouse remix) by Zero7
; the 100 millionth song purchased from
the iTunes music store and will receive a 17-inch PowerBook, a 40GB iPod,
and a gift certificate for 10,000 iTunes songs to create the ultimate
music library for his new iPod."

Way to go Kevin. I tried -- bought a couple albums and a few single songs
-- but sadly did not win. :(

July 01, 2004

tivo too

I now own TWO TiVos. So there.

I named the second one TiVo Too. :p

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avoid the mall

I visited the Montgomery Mall last week. Why? I forget, really. I was
bored I guess. Anyway, back to the story.

Walking down one corridor in the mall, I am passed by a group of four
teens -- two male and two female. I don't hear the beginning of the
following conversation, but I now imagine it much like one of those OnStar
commercials I'm always hearing on the radio...

Teenage boy 1: [Looking down at his pants, pulling them up, or
something.]
Teen-age girl 1: ...Just ask someone.
Teen-age boy 1: [Turns around, looks at me, looks down at his
pants, grabs at them again below the pockets.] Excuse me sir [I hate being
called "sir"], are my pants too tight?
Me: [Dumfounded, wishing I had not come to the mall alone on a Friday
night] Um... Beg your pardon?
Teen-age boy 1: Oh. Sorry, sir.
Me: [Walk faster toward my destination, hoping they don't also
enter that store.]
Teen-age boy 2: What'd he say?!
Teen-age girl (unknown which one, probably the first one again):
[Calling to me] Thank you sir!
Me: [Shaking my head, still walking faster...]
Teen-age boy 2: WHAT'D HE SAY?!?!

At that point, I go in the store and they walk past. I don't hear anything
else, thankfully.

Does this mean that the fashion of teen-age kids having their pants
hanging off them, as if they are about to fall to the floor, has passed? I
can definitely accept this little bit of weird mall conversation in order
to see that trend die off.

June 04, 2004

wings on the webcam

Last week, before the webcam malfunctioned, it grabbed two photos in one
day that were quite odd...

First, at 8:27 AM last Thursday, there was a bird examining its reflection
in the upstairs window where the webcam looks out from:

alt="Bird Cam" />

Then, later in the day at 2:28 PM, a cicada buzzed past the window:

alt="Cicada Cam" />

Those were probably the best close-ups the camera has seen to date... Now
if the camera were only recording current pictures.

April 30, 2004

week one

The first week at my new job is over. Yay!

Actually, it was a quick week. Today dragged on a bit, but in the end I
was there half an hour late cursing at a password that did not work. I'll
have to get there early on Monday to see if I can fix that... and
apologize to the user who was on vacation this week and won't be able to
use his Mac on Monday without the password.

They tell me that I will get my own desk next week... even if it will
still be in the
"team room." (Think four-person conference room with a 3/4 wall and no
door.)

I've met some very interesting people. They all are really very nice too.
Sometimes I regret that I have to interrupt them from talking about
various other things to get back to the problem at hand. Oh well, that's
work.

I think I'll probably go back next week. :D

April 23, 2004

welcome apple!

align="left" style="padding-right: 5px;" />It's href="http://www.ifoapplestore.com/">rumored that the new Bethesda,
Md. Apple Store will open on Saturday, May 8th!

And, while I did not get a Mac Genius job there, I am happy that they are
opening. I grow tired of driving down to Tyson's Corner, Va. to the store
there whenever I need my Mac retail fix. So, let me be one of the first to
say:

Welcome Apple!

While I wasn't doing anything today (will change next week), I took the
short drive out to the mall and snapped a couple photos with my Motorola
V600 cell phone. The phone actually does pretty well as a digital camera
replacement. Though the colors and contrasts are a little funky.

One of the photos you see at the left. There's a slightly larger version
here. Another one is href="/images/bethesdastore2.jpg">here.

The next dorky thing to do is try and be first in line for the opening on
May 8th. We'll see if Mike wants to get out of bed early and go... though
somehow I think I know what he'll say...

April 21, 2004

don't you hate mondays?

Just got the confirmation... Monday morning it's back to work for me!

Dress is substantially different from my days at the "Dog and Pony". I
would regularly go to work in clothes that probably should have been
thrown away or saved for summer days mowing the lawn or cleaning out the
gutters.

This job is "tie optional," which means I will be wearing a tie on
Monday... Tuesday, well, we'll see how it goes.

scrubses

This is a pretty fun TV week, especially for a href="http://www.tivocommunity.com">Tivo owner like myself. New Scrubs
episode last night; new Enterprise (finally, after a six-week hiatus), new
West Wing, new Law & Order tonight; new Scrubs (yes, two in one week!),
new ER tomorrow night; and new Third Watch on Friday night.

There's probably some other stuff in there that I'm forgetting. CSI: Miami
was typically bad on Monday. NCIS last night was OK, better than usual
acutally, but the show still suffers from a weirdo cast. Sunday's Arrested
Development got bumped by 24, which had been bumped by the President
speaking on live TV last Tuesday night. Too bad, because that episode of
A.D. probably won't air until the summer repeat schedule.

Two new Scrubses in one week is though, by far, the best part. (CSI:
tomorrow is a repeat, making recording Scrubs on the Tivo much easier.)

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April 19, 2004

no flowercam

The web cam does not move.

Please stop asking to see the tulips and daffodils.

Attempts will be made to photograph the flowers this week.

Thank you.

nomar's better

Nomar's Better height="400">Jim Davis, The Boston Globe

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April 14, 2004

musical 'hired!'

I know, I know. Three entries in 10 minutes. This is NOT the beginning of
a trend, rest assured.

Anyway, all week, I've been humming and/or singing to myself the music
from an MST3K host segment called " href="http://www.d.umn.edu/~molson2/mst3k/hired.html">Hired!"

"I got a job last Friday / I hope to bring home good pay / I just got
hiiiirrreeddd / HIRED!"

Catchy tune, ain't it?

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hired!

Good news everyone.

I received a job offer for a part-time/temporary Mac tech support position
in Alexandria, Va. on Friday.

"Part time" and "temporary" were not two things that I was really looking
for, but it beats "no time" and "don't call us we'll call you." I was very
happy to hear back from them, after the interview three weeks ago.

There is some hope (OK, not really a measurable amount... but anyway, some
hope!) that this could become a full-time job in the future.

If nothing else, it gets me back in to the habit of working and should
help sharpen some of my now-rusty tech support skills. It also signals a
clear turn around in my job search luck!

webcam part ~

Who's tired of the webcam already?

Well, it's back to EvoCam. They updated their software and made the
workaround for the stalled video problem publicly available.

You can now view the href="/automate/webcam/movies/yesterday.mov">previous 24 hours in a
timelapse video. It's about 10 MB, so download wisely.

It still keeps the most recent 48 images on the server, so I'll try and
get an interface for that up at some point.

I like the old text-based temperature tag better than the Wunderground.com
widget, but EvoCam doesn't come with a similar weather script like
ImageCaster does. That small downside is the only thing that ImageCaster
has on EvoCam, which is by far better in everything else.

April 06, 2004

tedheads

Do you know what Ted is? Tedheads, a term I came up with all on my own
this week, describes members of the Ted marketing crew. Dressed in
"marigold" shirts and piling out of a "marigold" limo, they show up at
local events, Starbucks, and other people-friendly locations talking about
Ted and handing out Ted flyers.

Ted. Part of United. United Airlines.

Ted is a new airline-within-an-airline. Kind of like Delta's Song. United
hopes that Ted will attract... um, well, I'm not at all sure who they hope
to attract. Ted features all-coach seating and no on-board ammenities
(JetBlue, Frontier, and Song have live TV at each seat and a variety of
snacks).

Already, unhappy Ted travelers have started to complain. href="http://www.dontflyted.com/">DontFlyTed.com is one extreme
example of an unhappy United frequent flier.

Ted can't win the airline fare wars. Ted can't beat Southwest (and JetBlue
and Frontier and America West and AirTran and Spirit) at Southwest's game.
Ted is the dismal hope of a failing airline. Ted should not exist.

United tried this once -- it was called Shuttle by United and flew up and
down the West coast. Delta tried it too -- Delta Express. US Airways had
MetroJet. Those three airlines-within-an-airline failed, Ted won't be any
different.

But still, Ted bought me a venti coffee and muffin at Starbucks on
Sunday...

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March 29, 2004

LHS '94

I donated the domain registration of href="http://lhs94.org">lhs94.org for the Lincoln Class of 1994 today.
(Some other "LHS" had lhs94.com already registered.) Enjoy!

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March 28, 2004

what do you see?

The webcam here is pretty boring. You can onClick="MM_openBrWindow('/automate/webcam/bethesdacam0.jpg','','width=320,height=240')">click
on it
for a slightly larger view, but it's nothing special to see...
especially at this hour when all you get are a few pinpoints of light from
the neighboring houses.

I think Liana or the Cat must have been playing with it, since the view
has moved up and to the right just slightly. It used to show the post
light at the top of the stairs in the front yard. But it's not there right
now.

I've been trying to think up other ways to make it more interesting. It
does keep the last 48 images (48 x 2 minute-interval = 1 hour 36 min.
archive) and I'm going to put up a new page so that you can see those
easily in a timelapse.

Since I still can't use EvoCam (the better of the two webcam applications
I bought) with Mac OS X 10.3, I can't take advantage of that application's
built-in archive feature. It can create a QuickTime timelapse movie of the
previous day and save that to the server. That would be great, but EvoCam
just won't do for now.

In other geeky news, I hooked up my TV to the DVI (digital video) port on
my G5's video card. I had to buy a $19 adapter at the Apple Store, and now
I get S-Video or composite video out from the G5 and it acts as a second
monitor. Using the Griffin iMic that I've had sitting around for years, I
hooked up the sound too.

So, now I don't need to hook up my PowerBook to the TV or have a separate
DVD player whenever I want to watch DVDs.

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March 11, 2004

wild turkey

How to Create "The PlaneBusiness Wild Turkey Award for Excellence in
Airline Management" in 10 Easy Steps

Well, read on to see how I created the feature image for the award. I'm
not sure I'd recommend these steps to anyone else -- at least not a sane
person.

First, get assignment from Holly (editor, publisher, CEO, and payer of web
editor -- me, that is -- at PlaneBusiness) on Monday.

alt="Holly's assignment" />

She sends a couple of turkey images but says she does not want to use an
actual Wild Turkey bourbon bottle. Understandable. (The name of the award
is an homage to Mr. Airline Success -- Southwest founder Herb Kelleher --
and his drink of choice.)

Sleep on it overnight because my ideas are nil.

Second, create the other major graphic for the day's issue of
PlaneBusiness Banter -- the plaque for the href="http://www.planebusiness.com/awards/2004ronallen.shtm">Ron Allen
Airline Management Award
(awarded to bad airline management). I think
the "Dancing Ron" effect of the animated GIF might be a little over the
top, but Holly loves it. Try harder to think of Wild Turkey Award image.

Third, ask Holly if I can "make my own bottle" using a real bottle and a
"faux label" that I would create digitally. Response was not enthusiastic
but also not against the idea, so I forge ahead (at about 1 AM -- my part
of publishing the Banter should be nearing an end by about this time
Wednesday mornings).

Four, search house for bourbon bottle. Nothing. Well, OK, I have a little
tiny bit of Knob Creek, but not nearly enough to make a convincing bottle.
And I'm really going to need that Knob Creek later. So, I make my own --
bottle and bourbon.

I dump out a nearly-empty bottle of banana rum, left over from the
previous tenants of the house (no one currently living here was about to
drink that, believe me). Wash out the bottle and scrape off the paper
label. The bottle was slightly green, but I was pretty sure that would be
invisible when it was full of brown liquid... Speaking of the liquid, what
was I going to use to simulate bourbon?

Five, brew fake liquor. I tried powdered iced tea, but there was too much
particulate (sugar, tea, whatever else is in that stuff) floating in the
bottle and it looked cloudy. Who ever heard of cloudy bourbon? So,
instead, I fired up the stove and boiled water for fresh hot tea. When it
was ready (I steeped it extra long), I poured it in to the bottle.

Six, grab the digital camera and try to find a decent amount of light and
an acceptable background. I shot about 20 frames, none looked great on the
small LCD screen on the camera, but I decided to download them to the
computer to check them on-screen.

I had used the onClick="MM_openBrWindow('http://jlb.to/images/reject-flash.jpg','badbottle1','width=200,height=267')">flash
on some. onClick="MM_openBrWindow('http://jlb.to/images/reject-noflash.jpg','badbottle2','width=200,height=267')">Not
on others. Close up and far away.

The best of the bunch was this shot (click it for a larger version), taken
without the flash and from across the kitchen:

onClick="MM_openBrWindow('http://jlb.to/images/bottle-big.jpg','goodbottle','width=640,height=480')"> src="/images/bottle-small.jpg" height="150" width="200" border="0"
alt="Best Bottle" />

Seven. OK. So now I have a photo of the bottle. I also have a picture of a
turkey and a photo of the America West bunch ringing the closing bell at
the NYSE that Holly had sent me. Time to make the label for the bottle.

Take the turkey picture, the photo, add some text and throw it on a
reasonable background. But wait, the label has to curl around the
curvature of the bottle. Photoshop can't seem to handle that request, so I
dump it in to Illustrator (I'm still not exactly sure what I did to
accomplish that -- I think I saved it as an EPS, or something) and use
it's "Warp" function to give the label a little curvature. Dump the image
back in to Photoshop.

onClick="MM_openBrWindow('http://jlb.to/images/finalbottle-big.jpg','finalbottle','width=370,height=627')"> src="/images/finalbottle-small.jpg" width="100" height="169" border="0"
alt="Final bottle award image" align="left" style="padding-right: 5px;"
/>
Eight, paste the label on the bottle. Ah, but the bottle was
photographed slightly upward, so it has a bit of perspective, making the
top narrower than the bottom on the photo. Adjust the label in Photoshop
to compensate for the perspective of the bottle -- AND, I'm done. Maybe.

Nine, show the final product (shown at left) to Holly. She likes it --
it's a go!

Ten, put it on the Banter page, along with the other graphics for the Wild
Turkey Award. Whoops, the bottle image is much too big and it dwarfs the
rest of the content. A quick downsizing in Photoshop results in the final
product, as href="http://www.planebusiness.com/awards/2004wildturkey.shtm">published
in the Feb. 24 PlaneBusiness Banter. It's just after 3 AM when I close up
all of the files and get back to the meat of the issue.

It was definitely a rush job. You can easily tell the label is
fake. It would have been nice not to have so much pixelation along the
edges of the label where it curves. But, I just don't know enough about
Illustrator. I probably should have made the whole thing in Illustrator,
but Photoshop is more my cup -- er, bottle -- of tea.

March 02, 2004

branching out

They're planning on opening the new First National Bank office on href="http://www.bankfirstnational.com/offices/expodr.shtml">Expo
Drive
in Manitowoc on May 3rd! If you're not exicted by this... um...
you should be? Yes! You should be.

Also, someday in the not-too-distant future, there might finally be a new
web site for the Bank. That design has been online since Dec. 1, 1999...
And there has been a huge number of pages added since then, not to mention
the Internet Banking site that has a similar design.

February 25, 2004

headlines that frighten

alt="Love Sponge??" />

That was a headline on "My Yahoo" this morning. Needless to say, I didn't
click on it. :o

I guess the only question I can think of is... Why did they hire him (it?)
in the first place?

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February 23, 2004

webcam setback

The hardware is all set to go. I can even control the iBook in the closet
on the second floor from my G5 in the basement. However, the webcam
software I bought to run the thing doesn't work properly in Mac OS 10.3
(Panther). The video image freezes after the first couple of frames, then
it continues to upload the same image repeatedly while still updating the
super-imposed clock. Stupid stuff.

Anyway, I'm testing out a new webcam application that will hopefully work
properly. If not, I'm out another 20 bucks and I'm stuck waiting for a fix
on one or the other...

mini dissection

On sale for only three days, and already someone has taken an iPod mini
apart and posted photos online [ href="http://www.ipodlounge.com/articles_more.php?id=3059_0_8_0_C">first
site
, href="http://www.ipoding.com/modules.php?set_albumName=album09&op=modload&name=gallery&file=index&include=view_album.php">second
site
]. It continues to amaze me how people will spend $250 on a spiffy
new device like an iPod and then immediately take the chance of rendering
it completely useless.

How often do these people completely destroy their gadgets? All in the
name of web journalism, I guess.

iPod mini <br />
buttonsWhen I saw the iPod
mini in the days after it was announced at Macworld San Francisco in
January, I was mostly unimpressed. Sure, it's smaller (but not
significantly so) than it's predecessors but it costs all of $50 less and
holds 11 GB less music.

Colors are nice, but Apple itself expects to sell mostly the silver color.

I actually think the buttons are better than the iPod biggie (I'm hoping
that monicker catches on). The Menu, Play/Pause, Forward, and Reverse
buttons are integrated in to the touch-sensitive scroll wheel. When you
push one of the four buttons, the wheel pivots inward and activates the
function of the button. Much cooler than the ugly row of buttons on the
iPod biggie.

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February 20, 2004

last ten

Last ten songs now updated with the current
playing track! I'm working on adding album covers too, but that is a lot
of manual work to collect all of the images, associate them with the
particular songs in iTunes, uploading the images to the server, and adding
the necessary code to the site.

Also, I want to officially annouce the return of the Bethesda web cam! I'm
going to relaunch the web cam (previously seen in the hours before we lost
power during Hurricane Isabel) on jlb.to.

Using Mike's old iBook, a new wireless card, a new power adapter, an extra
iSight camera, and EvoCam software, the web cam will point out of a
different window, but have basically the same view as before.

It will be online as soon as the wireless card and power adapter
(currently on order) make it here.

UPDATE: (Feb. 21, 5:39 AM) The album covers are up, though there
was some minor cursing at the screen before I found a simple fix for the
images drooping over the bottom of their little box at the top of the
page. You can click on them for a (much) bigger version. There might also
be intermittent broken images since I probably made more than a few
typographical errors on entering the image names in to iTunes.

I'm still not totally pleased with the format of the Last 10 Tracks page.
The table within the border is not the look I was hoping for, but that
bordered box contains all the text formatting, so I'll have to replicate
that in the table, in order for it to look consistent with the rest of the
site.

Also, even though I ordered the necessary bits and pieces for the web cam,
I decided to cannibalize my PowerBook's AirPort card and power adapter for
the web camming iBook. So, that should be done tomorrow-- er, today...
Depending on when I get out of bed, that is.

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aural pleasures and site updates

Changes abound tonight here on the jlb.to site. Music, quote, photo, and
more.

First, I added a thing at the top of the main jlb.to page that displays
the current song I'm listening to. Well, it works if I'm listening to
music on my home computer... It doesn't follow me in the car (where I
listen to a lot of the local AM news station anyway) or anywhere I take my
iPod or PowerBook (for now anyway).

Shortly, there will also be a list of the previous 10 tracks iTunes has
played for me. I usually listen to my entire MP3 library on shuffly play,
so the list of tracks will usually be rather random. I often skip through
some songs at the beginning, looking for something other than the dozen or
so tracks of href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?artistId=61499">The
Who
I have that, for some reason, always seem to be playing.

Also, you need iTunes installed
for the links to the song, album, and artist to work properly.

I also put a thing at the top of the right column that shows the
approximate times that this blog has been updated. Hence, "blogtimes."

I refreshed the quotation marks quote and put up a different photo over
there as well.

That photo is from Egg Harbor, Wisconsin on July 3, 2003, just before the
village's annual fireworks display. The photos of the actual fireworks did
not turn out so well as I was just holding the camera in my hands. Well,
maybe next year I'll get a tripod and a remote shutter and do it the right
way. Maybe...

Anyway, that about sums up the changes for tonight. It's quite a lot
(plust three new entries in the past couple of days!), so I'm calling it a
night and going to check out what Tivo has to offer.

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February 19, 2004

what is it that you do?

In a comment, Don asked, "What is it
that you do?" Well, let me tell you. First and foremost, I am a certified
member of the Apple Consultants Network. That means I am able to help
users of the Mac with technical support, installation, and just about
anything they might have problems with on their Macs. I'm currently
certified on Mac OS X 10.2 and Mac OS X Server 10.2, though I plan on
getting the 10.3 certification when the test is finally available.

On a more one-on-one level, my work is very much like Homer Simpson's
Compuglobalhypermeganet home business in episdoe href="http://www.snpp.com/episodes/5F11">5F11. Comic Book guy, having
his nude photo of Capt. Janeway download interrupted by Homer's pop-up ad,
visits Homer. The scene goes something like...

Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud
Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able
to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN
configuration?
Homer: [stares blankly for a few seconds] Can I have some money
now?

So that's me. I sit and stare at people as they ask ridiculous questions,
then think to myself, "Can I have some money now?"

I also do some web design and I'm managing editor for the href="http://www.planebusiness.com/">PlaneBusiness Banter, a weekly
airline business newsletter.

10-year

For those interested, Colnel Donald Seiler, class president of the Lincoln
High School class of 1994, the classiest guy I ever once knew and had a
class with (err, that was dumb) has set up a web site for our... class.
You have to register, but it's mostly painless. The part where he injects
the Sodium Pentathol stings a little, but you'll be web site-- er, um,
fine.

lhs94.seiler.us

Apparently it's been 10 years since we were in high school. Frankly I
don't believe it. It seems more like 20 or 30 at least.

There, I've done my civic duty for the next few weeks. Now leave me alone
while I get my coffee for the day.

Though, I do have to wonder... Does Barbara Bundy-Jost still teach at LHS?
Grrroowwww...

February 17, 2004

sometimes i wish i could forget

Yeah, so I forget to post stuff here... For months at a time... Sorry.

It's not that I don't care to post things, it's just that I don't often
have a lot to say. And who's reading this thing anyway?

So here's something...

It's coming up on the one-year anniversary of the evil day on which I was
involuntarily separated from my full-time employment at the href="http://www.dailypennsylvanian.com/">Dog Penis.

Friday, Feb. 28, 2003 was the fatefull day. Little did I know, in the days
leading up to it, that the weasels were plotting to fire me, without so
much as a breath of what was wrong. I got an e-mail asking me to a meeting
to "discuss our future plans..." At the meeting, I was told (almost under
his breath, mumbling and stumbing), "Ahh... We can no longer offer you a
position here." Smooth.

Oh well. They got their's (paying my unemployment because they didn't keep
any record of my alleged wrong doings) and I got mine (three weeks of
severence, plus simultaneous unemployment benefits).

For the record, I was fired because I was late for work. But they didn't
keep any records of the exact times or days, and neither did I. The state
of Pennsylvania agreed with me that they weren't nice, though they agreed
with the company that they could fire me whenever they wanted for whatever
reason. But they still had to pay my unemployment. And my retirement
benefits for the two months I worked there in 2003. Morons. Had they fired
me in December, they could have saved around $1,500 in my bonus and IRA
contribution.

Later I learned that the so-called "executive board," the students who are
supposedly in charge of all things related to the business, were not even
allowed to have input or vote on my firing. Cool, huh? Yep. Three
individuals, including two students who had been in their jobs for two
months, decided all by themselves to give me the boot. Why do it that way?
Because the board would not have voted to fire me because, as a group,
they're a smarter bunch and realize the value of experienced full-time
employees.

Well, this is the last I'm speaking of the topic. On to bigger and better
things. (Genius-level ;) things, if I'd just get that interview...)

November 28, 2003

llc, baby!

I created my own company.

All it took was 5 minutes, an Internet connection, and $130. It was that
simple.

For that, and one day later, I get to call this thing I do
"411net.Communications, LLC" from this point on.

Wheeeeeee!

Some things to think about:

I formed my company in the state of Wisconsin. As pointed out previously,
the initial filing fee was $120 online. Off-line, they charge an extra
$30. The annual filing fee (now required by the state) is $25.

I considered filing in Maryland, which is where I primarily do business.
The initial filing fee is $100 (as well as the out-of-state business
filing fee that I do have to pay now, once).

However, the real sticker shock comes in the annual report filing fee:
$300!!

So, in just one year's time, I'll be ahead of Maryland fee schedule (as
long as Wisconsin doesn't raise its fees) and that makes me happy.

$300 a year to file one piece of paper to prove that I'm still in business
is ridiculous. The $275 annual savings is well worth the extra trouble of
filing in Wisconsin (where I have to use a "resident agent," but I've got
that covered with my dad) and the extra Maryland out-of-state registration
fee.

Previous to Jan. 1, 2004, there is/was no annual report fee in either
state. However, as part of the fiscal budget bill, Maryland is raising
fees and enacting them where they were not previously.

It's amazing how states try to recoup lost revenue. Instead of raising
taxes, they raise fees on every little thing. The same is true of auto
registration fees. One of the worst offenders of this scam in the
"commonwealth" of Massachusetts.

Anyway, enough ranting about state revenues and fees. For now, what's
important is that I am offiically a non-self-propietership company.

November 19, 2003

pre-christmas gadget review extravaganza (part I)

Since next week is Thanksgiving (and thus, the day after Thanksgiving), I
thought I would do a little pre-holiday shopping season reviewing of some
new(ish) gadgets that are floating around the jlb.to Headquarters (aka,
Basement Central, Litterbox Zone, and "Where's that Smell Coming From?"
Area).

For today, I've chosen the new cell phone I picked up last week as an item
to review. The model is made by Siemens. (OK, get it out of your system
now -- Siemens Siemens Siemens Siemens... Feel better? Great.)

The Siemens S56 is a GSM (or "third-generation" phone) and is currently
sold in the United States by Cingular Wireless and AT&T Wireless. As a
current AT&T Wireless customer, I wasn't too interested in commiting to
another contract extension (they already have my ass until Nov. 2004) for
$50 off or paying the full price of the phone to upgrade.

So, I went to my friendly (hardly), easy to shop (Ha! Ha! Ha!), nearby
(well, that's mostly true) Best Buy store in search of a better deal on
the phone with "Cingular" stamped on it.

For $99 and a one-year contract, the phone was mine. An unnoticed by me
store rebate of $100 knocks the price down to less than nothing, before
tax. That was definitely cool.

I had picked Cingular for another reason. They're currently running a very
intriguing promotion that allows you to forward all of your cell calls to
any one of three phone numbers you program in to your phone. You need to
buy a $40 cradle (which doubles as a fairly convenient charger) and pay an
additional $2.99 per month for FastForward service. But forwarded calls do
not count against your wireless minutes -- a big change from all other
wireless forwarding.

Back to FastForward in a minute. The phone is the real star of this
B-movie review.

For me, two of the biggest draws of the S56 were its purported good
reception and integrated Bluetooth.

Obviously, anyone not from Afghanistan understands good reception on a
cell phone. But Bluetooth is still largely a mystery for many cell phone
owners (and the general populous).

Bluetooth is a wireless communication standard that allows electronic
devices to communicate with each other over short ranges. It uses the
ever-popular 2.4 ghz "junk band," like many cordless phones and WiFi
(AirPort, 802.11b, and 802.11g), to connect and share bits. Bluetooth can
be used to connect two computers as an ad-hoc network to share files, for
a wireless mouse and keyboard, connect a wireless headset to a cell phone,
or connect the cell phone and the computer, for example.

The latter was what I really wanted. Recently, Apple Computer made
improvements to its own Bluetooth software and a free application called
iSync. Using these super cool tools, you can share your entire address
book and calendar with your cell phone or Palm PDA.

It took me less than 10 minutes of setup to have the phone and my Power
Mac G5 (using a D-Link USB-to-Bluetooth adapter) talking to each other. In
the Bluetooth world, that's called pairing. Just seconds more and my
entire address book was on the S56. In just a few more minutes, I had
created a calendar with a few items in Apple's free iCal program and
uploaded that to the phone. And, since syncing is as easy as clicking one
button on my Mac, I can have an updated contact list and calendar whenever
I want and wherever I go.

Definitely a big thumbs up for Siemens on the Bluetooth integration. I had
previously tried this with a Sony Ericcson T68i from T-Mobile, but both
the phone's Bluetooth and Apple's software were inferior at the time. The
current combination is a clear winner.

Back to the basics of the phone. It has, more or less, all of the bells
and whistles of any phone these days. Small, lightweight, color screen,
small keys (sometimes hard to press the right one), polyphonic ringtones,
vibrating alert, alarms, the previously mentioned address book and
calendar, and Wide Area Protocol (WAP) Internet access. Well, it doesn't
have all the bells and whistles -- literally.

For some odd reason, the phone is missing a regular ring sound. That's
right, it can mimic almost any song or sound using polyphonic ringtones,
but it doesn't just ring. I had to download and install (via
Bluetooth, very very cool) a few regular ringers. But I should not
have had to search the Internet to find plain ringers. These should ALWAYS
be on the phone.

Frankly, the ring was the least of my worries. Here in the jlb.to
Headquarters, I rarely get even remotely good cell phone reception. My
AT&T Motorola T720 is frequently lost in "No Service" or "Emergency Only"
modes.

That, of course, means no calls in or out.

I was hoping that Cingular's signal would be better. We've seen that
Sprint's CDMA (another older cellular technology, being edged out by GSM)
signal can penetrate the depths of the basement world. However, Cingular's
signal on the S56 is actually worse.

The S56 spends nearly its entire time in "Network Search" and, when it
rarely finds a signal, it can't hold on for any longer than a few seconds.

Upstairs and outside, where the T720 does fairly well with AT&T's signal,
the S56 is still searching. These areas are also good for the Sprint and
T-Mobile (also GSM) users among us.

There's no way to tell, shy of buying another phone model and testing it,
if this is a problem with the Siemens S56 or Cingular, but I would
actually put my money on a little of each. Where the Cingular signal is
definitely strong, in downtown Bethesda, the phone still seems to have
trouble locking on to Cingular's signal.

Rewinding to FastForward, overall, the service appears great on the
surface, though my experience was not all that great. In order to get the
service to engage, you need to put the phone in the previously mentioned
cradle. It then sends a signal wireless through the phone to the Cingular
switch which tells the network to now forward all calls to one of the
three local numbers you have programmed.

However, since I can't get a signal in the jlb.to Headquarters, the
service never engages. I just get errors when I put the phone on the
cradle. When I took the phone and cradle upstairs, searched for a free
outlet, and put it all together, it seemingly worked like a charm. My
calls were forwarded, caller ID and all, to my regular phone line.

To disengage FastForward service, you must first push the Cancel button on
the cradle, while the phone is still seated in it. Failing to do so means
that your calls are still forwarded. There is a four-digit number to dial
if you accidentally forget to push Cancel. But, again, in the basement
there was no way to engage or cancel FastForward.

Finally, one huge complaint against Cingular. When the geniuses activated
my phone, they assigned me a phone number in area code 301 -- same as my
current phone number. However, the exchange they used is for a phone
company central office in Waldorf, Md. Waldorf (look it up on Mapquest)
could not really be much further from Bethesda and still be in Maryland.
It is clear on the other side of Washington, D.C. to the southeast.

And, it's a long distance call from Bethesda to my cell phone. Duh.

Clearly, Cingular has some way to go before it becomes a grownup cell
phone provider. The Siemens S56 is an apparently quality phone that may or
may not suffer from poor signal reception. But the Bluetooth and
integration with Apple iSync, Address Book, and iCal is amazing. I would
like to keep the phone for just those reasons, but the signal problems and
other issue with Cingular will have me returning the phone and cancelling
the service.

But now I am considering buying the same phone from AT&T Wireless...

November 18, 2003

blunderground

For some unholy reason, I signed up to be a photo administrator at href="http://www.wunderground.com/">Weather Underground. I've been
doing it for most of the year now.

Being a Weather Underground photo admin requires:

  • An Internet connection.
  • Absolutely no clue what a good photo is, as proven by many of the other photo admins. (Though quite a few clearly have their heads on straight and recognize photos that shouldn't be there.)
  • Suspension of disbelief that no one would ever doctor a weather photo or put in the wrong date or location. (As proven, again, by many of my fellow photo approving weather watchers.)
  • A hearty sense of humor.
For example, take this photo that recently popped up on my screen:

href="http://www.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/p/pcolabaygm/46.jpg"> src="/images/catsniff.jpg" width="350" height="263" alt="Stupid Cat Photo"
/>

(Click the image for the full-size version.)

OK. Well, where to begin?

Obviously, this photo was taken inside. What's the name of the site again?
You weren't paying attention, were you? It's Weather Underground.
Not "Your friend's house where they let their three hideously ugly cats
run free and climb the furniture that the people eat off of and smell each
other's butts" Underground.

I really can't begin to say what's funnier about this photo though. That
the cat is smelling the other cat's butt, or the look on the face of the
cat up front, or that they're on the dinning room table, or that this
photo was submitted to Weather Underground, or that this photo was ever
taken at all.

It's tragic.

Well, I got to exercise my responsibility to REJECT IMAGE for the obvious
reason: Not weather related.

Every time one of these ridiculous photos appears on my approval screen, I
wonder why I bother to help them.

Other times, I wonder what some of the other photo admins believe is
appropriate images for the site. Then I wonder how they decide which of
the two main categories (Current Weather and Current Other photos) to
assign to new images.

For example, images of sunrises and sunsets are considered Current
Weather. To the contrary, the plethora of photos of the recent full lunar
eclipse were all moved to Current Other. What's the logic in that?

There also seems to be an obsession for some photo admins in the number of
photos they approve. Since whenever I agreed to participate in this farce,
I have approved 1,267 images. In roughly the same period of time (since
the beginning of the year), the person with the most approvals has 5,158.
That's an average of 16 images approved per day. The runner up has 4,110
-- an average of almost 13 per day.

We all need to get a life... but these people especially need to get out
and take more photos and spend less time approving.

In case you're wondering, my average is about four images per day.

Well, I promise that this will be my one and only rant on the Weather
Underground photo system. Next time, I'll talk about less interesting
topics like gadgets (my new computer, cell phone, and Palm PDA), or maybe
the new business cards I got printed, or perhaps an ode to pumpkin pie.
(Mmmmmm... pie... *drool*)

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October 17, 2003

the grady bunch

There's always next year. Yeah, right.

Next year, the Boston Red Sox deserve to have a record slightly worse than
the Baltimore Orioles.

I would feel better if it had been a blowout by the Yankees.

I would feel better if Grady Little had already been fired.

And it's not like I can easily switch and start cheering for the Packers
now either. They've got their own problems. (Hello? Anyone think Favre
should have been throwing the ball with 8:21 left in the game, up by ten?
Didn't think so.)

Oh well. Must move on. Must not get too bogged down in the sludge of the
Red Sox blame game.

I'm putting away my "B" cap for a while. I'm not watching the World
Series. I'm OK.

October 07, 2003

two words

Derek Lowe!

SOX WIN

September 18, 2003

thar she blows

style="padding: 0px 5px 0px 0px;" />Well, Izzie is here. And, in typical
geek fashion, I set up a web cam, using my PowerBook and iSight camera and
borrowing Liana's window.

You can see it here: http://jlb.to/izzie/

The image is updated every five minutes, and it keeps 48 old images. So,
as long as we have power, there should be a running four hours of images
to look at.

If it gets interesting, I'll also upload the time lapse movies it is
creating locally on my hard drive. They have the same images as the web
site, but they're in a QuickTime movie so you can see them whiz on by.

Izzie is here now. It's raining steadily for the first time and the winds
have picked up to a steady 20-30 MPH. I'll try to add a few more updates
here today and tomorrow, as long as we have electricity and an Internet
connection...

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September 15, 2003

izzie or izzn't he

Hurricane warning flags style="padding: 0px 5px 0px 0px;" />Have you been to Home Depot for
plywood and nails yet?

Are you stocked up on batteries, bread, bottled water, extra rain ponchos,
and assorted "theater size" boxed candies (on sale for 80 cents each at
Target)?

No?

Well, Dizzy Izzie is spinning her way in this direction.

A spokesman for Home Depot quoted on WTOP (AM news radio on D.C.) said
that once a storm is named and is targeting a specific area, stores in the
area freezes the price of plywood.

Now if they'd only convince people to buy snowblowers in July instead of
18 hours before the biggest blizzard of the decade hits.

Anyway, there's a good chance we in the greater Washington area will be
seeing heavy rains and gusty winds by the end of Thursday.

Seriously, it can't be much worse than the regular monsoon we've had the
past four months. I fully expect the area to become the next rain forest
before too long, if this keeps up.

But back to Izzie.

Now, if I was still at the DP, some paniced student editor might ask me a
question like, "Where are the generators in the building?"

Generators? At a college newspaper? Right. You didn't care when you
cancelled that one issue before Thanksgiving only because there were no
ads for the paper. Not having a paper because of a hurricane (or blizzard,
or power outage, or just because no reporters did any reporting for that
day) really wouldn't be such a big deal.

Though there was that one issue of The Dailiy Free Press completely
created from one photography editor's apartment during a localized power
outage. That was nuts.

So Izzie has us in her sights. The television coverage has started already
-- and it's not even a sweeps month (watch for big weather-related news in
November and February, it's fun to see the weather people whore
themselves out for higher ratings).

Basically the only two things I care about are that we don't lose power or
the cable (including the cable Internet connection). That would be a real
disaster...

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September 01, 2003

broadband calling danny boy

Hello, Comcast? Is anyone at hoooooome? Apparently not.

Broadband, that's what the kids like to call high-speed Internet access.
(Note the capital I in Internet -- the Internet is a proper noun; an
internet is any two or more connected networks.)

Broadband, that's not what Comcast "High Speed" Internet has been of late.

It seems an enterprising individual or two have discovered that Comcast's
own routers (the things that make the Internet go) are sending hundreds of
"ARP" packets every second to just about every single Comcast subscriber.
Now, don't ask me what an ARP packet is, frankly I don't really know or
care. What I do understand is that this is wrong and it's making our
Internet connection, formerly blazingly, fast completly unusable for most
of the past week.

Comcast blames their problems on: 1. User error. 2. Infected Windows users
(but what about us Mac users?). 3. Bad lines and/or the recent severe
thunderstorms.

Well, whatever they want to blame, the true root cause is out there and is
being largely ignored. For my part, I've ordered up Verizon DSL because I
frankly can't get any work done without a fast Internet connection... even
if the DSL is significanly slower than the cable was once, it's still
better than the 28k connection I can get on the regular dial-up modem.

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August 31, 2003

apple pie

I continue to cut off slices of Apple pie. Mmmmm... pie. Drool.
Uuuuuummmmmmmmggghhhhh--

Uh, sorry. I was channeling Homer there. Of course, I mean, slices of
Apple Computer pie...

Since late may, I have been a member of the Apple Consultants Network. By
paying my $499 annual fee, I get listed in the href="http://consultants.apple.com/">ACN directory, discounts on
Not-For-Resale software, discounts on Apple-led training, and more.

On Friday, Aug. 15, I completed a week-long training session (with that
discount) "Mac OS X and Mac OS X Server Essentials" at Apple's Reston, Va.
office. They even gave me a certificate that said I had "successfully
attended" the course. Good thing I showed up everyday or else I
might not have reached that distinction.

Then, last Thursday, I surpassed 9,000 points on Apple's sales training
web site making me an "Apple Product Professional." On this site, you take
online courses -- which are really just a bunch of pages and QuickTime
movies that teach you about Apple and related products and services --
then there are quizzes worth between 100 and 400 points at the end. This
title is mostly fluff since anyone with a membership in the Apple
Consultants Network or who works for an Apple reseller can use this site
and earn enough points for the title.

And, finally, on Friday I passed the Mac OS X and Mac OS X Server
Essentials Exam. This is th most important and distinguished of all of
these accomplishments since I am now an Apple Certified Technical
Coordinator (ACTC). Only the Apple Certified Systems Administrator (ACSA)
is high and mightier in Apple's eye (though getting to that level would
require two more courses and two more exams -- something I can't exactly
afford right now, so ACTC is good enough).

Being an ACTC also elevates me to the level of Certified Member of the
Apple Consultants Network. That gets me greater discounts on Apple NFR
software and the opportunity to get referrals from the Genius Bar at the
local Apple retail stores, among a few other good things.

So, while I have no idea if any of this will actually get me any clients,
or a job, I do know that I've proven I'm a capable and qualified Apple
professional. Yaaaaay.

Now, where's that pie?

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August 28, 2003

macs keep on truckin'

"As the latest Microsoft Windows infection spread across the Internet last
week, knocking out thousands of PCs in homes and businesses, Macintosh
users did what they usually do during a computer virus outbreak -- they
continued working."

-- David Zeiler writing for The Baltimore Sun in his regular column
" href="http://www.sunspot.net/technology/custom/pluggedin/bal-columnist-mac,0,6316092.columnist">The
Mac Experience
". Aug. 21, 2003.

This is a great quote... taken out of context. Zeiler argues in this
column (and rebutted by readers in his href="http://www.sunspot.net/technology/custom/pluggedin/bal-mac082803,0,1353478.column">next)
that just because there have been few (about 50 for the Classic Mac OS
versus about 70,000 for Windows) recent viruses or worms that target Macs
doesn't mean that there can't or won't be any at all.

With help from some experts, he argues that Macs are likely just as
suspetible to attack as Windows.

As his readers note in the Aug. 28 column, Mac OS X installs with all of
its incoming services (web server, SSH/remote log in, FTP, etc.) turned
off. A user has to explicitly give the Mac permission to run one of these
service. However, that does not preclude a malicious coder from writing
software which gets sent in an e-mail attachment and starts enabling these
services, sending more viruses and reigning havoc down on Mac users
everywhere.

The simple truth of it is, with only something like four or five percent
of the worldwide computer users running Mac OS, no one bothers writing
viruses and worms for the platform. It's not worth the time for someone
looking to cause real disrruptions. You can't shut down whole governmental
agencies or major airlines by targeting Macs. A Mac virus or worm simply
wouldn't have the same impact as one Windows.

Of course, with Mac OS X's Unix roots, it might be easy to create a virus
or worm that exploits many different flavors of Unix (Mac OS X, BSD
variations, Linux, Solaris, AIX, and so on) and create some real
nastiness. Fortunately, the overall security of all the Unix variations
seems to be higher than that of Microsoft's efforts.

For now, I'll just go on with the smug satisfaction that my personal
computers are not the basis of security and bug jokes across the globe.
Sure, the jokes are instead about the former fruity colors and lack of
applications (both now very false accusations) and the higher cost for
"slower" computers (megahertz myth -- blah blah blah) but I can still use
my Mac through the Windows storms that blow through the Internet every few
weeks.

And I recommend you do the same.
;)

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August 05, 2003

spam this

Some jack-hole is sending spam using my primary domain name (411net.com).
The upshot of this is that I get all of this jerk's bounce messages
delivered to me. It also makes me feel scummy to know that some idiot is
sending e-mail as if it's coming from someone at my domain name, when:

1. I am the only one capable of sending real mail from 411net.com;
and

2. I would never allow anyone to send spam from my domain name. I'd rather
stop having a web site and domain name, shut it all down, and live as a
hermit, rather than let someone send spam.

Not that I don't already live somewhat like a hermit...

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July 28, 2003

boss on loosing

What the hell is wrong with href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/story?id=1586456">George
Steinbrenner
??

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July 26, 2003

and yet...

Dooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmed!!

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July 25, 2003

still looking

The job I interviewed for last week at the Student Press Law Center went
to someone else. Oh well. It sucks, but at least I got a face-to-face
interview, which is more than I can say about 99% of the jobs I have
applied for so far. Progress? Hopefully.

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July 24, 2003

cuban junkyard wars

Familiar with the TLC show href="http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/junkyard/junkyard.html">Junkyard
Wars
? Apparently some Cubans have seen enough episodes to know how it
works.

On Junkyard Wars, two teams have 10 hours to each build a machine capable
of meeting a specific challenge. On one episode, the teams had to build
speedboats capable of reaching an island in a small lake and returning
each team member one-by-one to the mainland. One team used old metal
drums, welded together, as pontoons for bouyancy.

align="left" style="margin-right: 5px;" />Today, twelve Cubans were
escorted back to their island nation after they were spotted by a U.S.
Customs aircraft as they attempted to travel across the Florida straight
in a modified 1951 Chevy truck, the href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&ncid=514&e=7&u=/ap/20030725/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/cuba_truck_boat">AP
and the Miami
Herald
report.

The Cubans similarly used old 55-gallon drums as pontoons to support the
truck and attached a propeller to the drive shaft for propulsion. Top
speed in the water? 8 MPH.

"We arrived at the coast in the same truck and assembled everything in six
hours," Eduardo Perez Gras, one of the would-be immigrants, told the AP.
"If they had let us get to Key West, we would have been able to drive it
right onto the sand."

Amazing.

Instead, the U.S. Coast Guard picked up the junkyard dozen and sent them
back to, possibly, try again. Unfotunately, the truck/boat was sunk as a
hazard to navigation. Maybe next time, they will work on a submarine, like
those that were built in another Junkyard Wars episode.

Cubans, you have TWO hours remaining!

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the evil will continue

We're dooooooooooooooooooommmmmed:

href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20030724/en_nm/leisure_nbc_dc">'Friends'
Star LeBlanc to Star in 'Joey' Spin-Off

I actually feel ill.

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July 22, 2003

launching new site

I spent most of the day working on the web site for my own consulting
business. It's not quite as difficult as the West of the Lake site, and it
has only three pages so far.

You can see it for yourself at: http://www.411net.com/

Right now, only the Mac consulting link works. The web consulting page is
more complex, since I want to put a portfolio there. The images are stock
photos that I bought earlier this Spring from Corbis. Also, the pages may
not look so hot in Internet Explorer, because, as we all know, Microsoft
sucks. (As does their CSS implimentation.)

Enjoy!

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earnings season

I hate "earnings season." Never heard of it? Good for you!

Basically, earnings season happens after every financial quarter (e.g.
three months). At PlaneBusiness, this means our regular pace becomes a
frenzy as we cover around 35 airline or airline-related companies and how
they did for the quarter.

Often times, this means Tuesdays are much longer than they would be
normally, while I await the copy from Holly (the editor/founder/CEO of
PlaneBusiness), clean it up, and put it in to HTML from Word.

And, for the past six or seven quarters, it's been even worse as there
have been next to no good news in the airline industry. About the only
good thing, from my perspective, is that US Airways and United went
bankrupt. "Good thing??" you ask. Yep. It means that, while they do still
have earnings to report, they often have a lot less to say about it
because of the bankruptcy proceedings are ongoing in court.

But, besides that, it's a lot of red. Red, red and more red.

One earnings that I did want to see was today's report by the Midwest Air
Group (n¿
ï
¿
½e Midwest Expres Holdings) of Milwaukee. As a former stock holder and a
fairly frequent flier, I still have a special place in my heart, and list
of airlines I prefer to fly on, for Midwest despite all of their troubles
and changes of the past two years.

Since Sept. 11, 2001, they have cut in-flight service (no more of their
excellent free meals, though the $10 buy-on-board variety are actually
quite good), sold planes (34 jets a year ago, 29 today), cut cities (good
bye Raleigh, N.C.), cut frequencies (fewer filghts to destinations like
Philly), and created a ton of ill will with their employees (furloughs,
layoffs, benefits cut, longer working hours, and more).

The company said it nearly avoided Ch. 11 bankruptcy itself last week by
getting unionized employees (pilots and flight attendants) to agree to new
contracts that contain significant concessions, renegotiated lease rates
on older airplanes, slowed delivery on the new Boeing 717, and deferred
delivery of new Embraer regional jets for two years.

Then, today, they annouced a near-profitable quarter. The loss was just $1
million, before unusual items (like $11.4 million in U.S. government funds
to help cover the war-related downturn in airline traffic). So, actually,
they made a nice profit for the quarter, but fuel prices were up -- again
-- and the airline still reports fairly high costs and low yields (the
amount of money they make on a flight).

What does the future hold? Well, more crowded seating on a few routes for
one. Midwest's "Saver Service" launches on Aug. 1. Saver Service is
planned for Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Denver, Phoenix and several Florida
markets in the coming months. The airline will replace it's customary
two-by-two seating (now called "Select Service") on these routes with
three-by-two, a much more customary seating arrangement for coach
passengers on the MD-80 series aircraft that Midwest flies. Warm,
baked-on-board chocolate chip cookies will still be served.

The only thing that will truly help this airline, under its current
business model, is an upturn in the economy and a return of high-paying
business traveler. That is extremely unlikely. So, what Midwest really
needs is a new business model. One that includes significant changes to
its strategy. Whether that means becoming a low-fare airline and going all
"Saver Service" across its route system, or putting in a two-class seating
arrangement (i.e. two-by-two business and three-by-two coach), or what
else, is totally unknown to me. I don't have an MBA.

But, if changes aren't made, and soon, the airline will likely fade before
the economy picks back up. And that will be a real shame.

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yes, but did he wet 'em?

Usually I don't laugh when I'm reading Aviation Week. (Yes, I'm a dork.
Yes, I have a subscription.) However, this week, there was a quote from
the new chief of Central Command, which I found quite amusing.

Central Command are the folks who oversee central Asia (among other
areas) for the U.S. military. (Now, the fact that we have different areas
of command for regions outside of our own country is a little werid, I
don't think any other nation does that. But we have a European commander,
a Pacific commander, and a North American commander, if not more.)

Gen. Tommy Franks commanded the troops in Afghanistan and Iraq as
commander of Central Command. He recently retired.

The new guy, Army Gen. John Abizaid was aboard a C-130 cargo transport
aircraft in Iraq recently. This plane was one of two that was recently
fired upon by, presumably, Iraqis on the ground with "man-portable" (aka
shoulder-fired) missles.

When the flight crew got warnings of the incoming missles, "The guys made
a hard right bank, and we fired off all of our flares," Gen. Abizaid
said. Flares are commonly used to fool heat-seaking missles.

"These guys were from the Oklahoma [Air] National Guard, and they
actually thought it was fun. I was terrified," he told Aviation Week
(July 21, 2003, page 21).

Yep. Terrified. But the OK ANG pilots were enjoying it. I wonder how
often the boys at ANG get to actually use their missle-avoidance
training...

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July 20, 2003

eye twitch

Ever find your eyelid twitching, kind of like in that freaky eye glasses
commerical where the eye is talking? It happens to me...

Like right now. I've been staring at the computer display for most of the
last five hours trying to figure out why the CSS thing I was working on
last night doesn't work properly.

It seems that in CSS (that's Casscading Style Sheets, by the way), you
can't just plop down a footer at the bottom of your page like you might
do in regular HTML. Nope. CSS doesn't understand that in the page flow
when you have a multi-column href="http://www.westofthelake.org/index-new.shtml">layout, as I am
working on.

So, now I'm basically looking at CSS href="http://www.alistapart.com/stories/flexiblelayouts/">hacks
(great, now I've gone from one CBS prime-time drama to another) and
trying to get them to work the way that I need them to in order to put
the copyright footer at the bottom of the page, below both columns.

Very, very, very frustrating. That particular hack doesn't quite cut it
because it assumes that the same column is always longer than the others.
On the West of the Lake site, that won't be true since the photo on the
left makes that longer on pages where there is less text than on the
right. I guess I could drop the photo, but I kind of like it there.

I'm kind of glad that I don't actually do this stuff for a living (well,
you know, like in a full-time job... I'd gladly try to do it for a
living, if I thought anyone would hire me) because it's eternally
frustrating.

Perhaps I should just go back to HTML. No, never!

But, I should do something else now for a while, just for the sake of my
eyelid twitching...

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July 19, 2003

css: bethesda

I spent more than three hours trying to re-acquaint myself with the
inner-workings of CSS tonight. I had forgotten how intrinsically
different the code is from plain ol' HTML. Frustratingly different.

Why?

Why else? Money! I'm doing the web site for href="http://www.westofthelake.org/">West of the Lake, a six-acre
garden run by a non-profit in my hometown. (A shout out to href="http://www.manitowoc.org/">Manitowoc!)

Anyway, I have... well, um... certain connections with the organization.
Not to mention that I worked at the gardens for a couple years, and I was
good friends with the original owners before they passed on.

And now the site is finally getting somewhere. The new design, as href="http://www.westofthelake.org/csstest.shtml">seen here looks
essentially the same as the original (my intention) but there are NO
BLOODY HTML TABLES in the entire thing!

That, my friends, family, ex-coworkers, and strange people who have
nothing better to do but read a random blog entry from me, is nothing
short of a miracle. OK, it's not a miracle. But, basically, I can now do
the same thing on every page without having to have a couple hundred
lines of code in each file. SSI cuts down on having the links and
copyright in each file too. Woo hoo.

Now all I need to do is get some of the additional photos I took earlier
this month up, update the content, create a map for directions, and put
it all together and it'll be a real web site... just in time for the fall
and the closing of the gardens for the season. And it'll need some
tweaking before next summer, no doubt.

Oh well.

Another project I'm working on is the redesign (finally, yay!) of the
PlaneBusiness home page. I did the subscriber design quite a long time
ago, but we're now finally getting to the public site, which had not been
a big priority. Unfortunately, you can't see the mockups yet. Hopefully,
it'll be done soon and I'll post a new link.

Oh. Yes, I am billing $40 an hour for those three hours of design.
Cha-ching.

July 14, 2003

romney's sausage

I know, I know. Enough of the sausage-scandal (n
ï
½e sausagegate). I just have one last thought.

Back during the 2002 Massachusetts gubernatorial (heh heh, I said
"guber"), now-in-office Governor Mitt Romney had a TV ad where he did
jobs around Boston. One (we'll dismiss the idiocy of his "cleaning up
Beacon Hill" while working as a trash hauler) was selling sausages
outside Fenway Park.

His line in this scene of the ad: "SAUSAGES!"

I guess the whole goofiness last week at Miller Park reminded me of this
ad, and of how silly it was for Mitt to be out picking up trash and
selling (clearly less superior than those in 'Sconsin) sausages at a ball
park.

If you can get it to work, there's a streaming video of this ad on his
campaign web site: http://www.romney2002.com/multimedia/ Look for the
"Work Day TV Ad" about half-way down.

I'm pretty sure even I could be govenor of Massachusetts...

SAUSAGES!

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another day...

Another silly blog entry.

Why do I keep finding holes my everyday shirts? Why is this happening? I
found one yesterday in a t-shirt I had just taken out of the dryer.
Another one, this one long sleeve, has had a little pin hole in it for
months (appeared when it was basically new), a polo shirt was similarly
disfigured.

I think there are tiny elves invading my drawers and punching holes in my
shirt. They don't pick on my pants or shorts (thank goodness, that's not
something anyone wants to see).

Then there was that shirt that href="http://homepage.mac.com/i411/amber/">Amber got a hold of in the
back yard (admittedly, I threw it at her trying to get back something else
she was prancing around playing keep-away with) and tore when I grabbed it
away from her.

And that other one that got caught on... well, I've totally forgotten what
it was, but it happened at the DP and the shirt was ruined. Hooray!

I think, basically, what I need is an entirely new wardrobe. Who wants to
contribute to the clothe me fund?

July 11, 2003

interview outerview

I've got just my third (or is it fourth?) interview in 4 1/2 months on
Monday. Cool... I guess. I really was hoping for a few more opportunities,
out of the hundreds of jobs I've applied for, but I will definitely take
what I can get in this economy. So, Monday at 3, I'll be there in my
nicest suit with my bestest attitude and game face on. ;)

July 10, 2003

the sausage speaks

hspace=5>As quoted on SportsCenter, 18-year-old Italian Sausage Mandy
Block had this to say about getting hit by a Pirates baseball bat-wielding
player:

"It's crazy... I'm just a sausage running a race. So, I never expected all
this hoopla."

"I do kind of feel bad that all this is happening to him (Simon), like
he's this big crazy guy. I'm sure he's not. And he's supposed to call and
apologize and give me a bat. So I'm really excited and... I hope
everything ends soon and all this will be forgot then. It's not that big a
deal."

"All my friends called me. They're like, 'Mandy that was you,' because
they know I'm the Italian Sausage. 'Those were your little legs trying to
get up.' Yep, that was me guys."

"They all thought I was in the hospital. They all thought I was like
severely hurt. And like, I'm not, I was in a huge stuffed sausage.
(giggle) I'm fine! (giggle)"

"I would definitely run the race again, just not next to the visitors' dug
out, of course."

Oy. Like, great Mandy. Like maybe you could, like, speak normally?
Actually, for a Wisconsinite, she was speaking very intelligently. Nice
job, Mandy. :D

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humanity at its worst

So I was talking to Shazar by IM and, somehow, I remembered some photos I
took at DP barbecue hosted by one Rod Kurtz. I went looking for the
photos, but remembered that they were on an Apple .Mac account that's now
no longer free. So, I resurrected two photos from the originals, for your
amusement... and two examples of humanity at its worst.

Isn't this just about the gayest
pose
you've ever seen? And no, I'm not talking about Paul in the
background smoking his cigarette.

Secondly is a photo of a man who will probably be gunned down by school
kids in L.A. shortly. Still, look at those horrible href="/images/watchyourhead.jpg">legs... I feel ill.

Yep. I have a lot of extra time on my hands these days. But apparently,
there are actually people who read this thing too.

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SAAAAUUUSSAAAGGGESSS

So you've probably heard all about the Sausage Scandal arising from the
Brewers-Pirates game last night. What you might not have read was this
quote, from the AP:

Josee Meehan of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council was pleased by
all the attention.

"I think it probably raised awareness that there are all types of sausages
out there. But I had no idea you could race them," Meehan said. "We were
talking about it in the office today, about which one would win. We
thought it probably would be the hot dog, because it's leaner than the
other ones."

May 03, 2003

those were the times of our lives

I got a letter from MBNA America Bank the other day which was a
solicitation (again) for their Boston University Alumni Visa credit card.

It begins:

"Dear Fellow Alum:

"The Daily Free Press, Terrier athletics, walking along the Charles...
truly you years at BU were most rewarding."

Uh huh. So of everything that happened in the four years I was at BU,
those are the best they can come up with for a form letter? No mention of
classes. No mention of the esteemed professors. No mention of the life in
Warren Towers. No mention on being able to see the better people at MIT
from much of the BU campus. No mention of the regular pedestrian traffic
accidents on Commonwealth Ave. No mention of the "beauty" of campus --
well, actually that would make sense. No mention of how Boston College
isn't actually in Boston and it isn't actually a college (yeah, "Newton
University" doesn't have quite the same ring to it).

The letter goes on to describe the Visa and all the fantastic offers
included with the card (credit line up to $100,000, 7.9% APR, "help
support Boston University student and alumni programs," and so on). It's
signed Judie Friedberg-Chessin (SED '59), President, Boston University
Alumni.

Yeah, it's cool to have The Daily Free Press mentioned first. After all, I
worked there pretty much non-stop for four years and it gives recognition
to the students who work there now. But the rest of it is lame. Terrier
athletics? Where's the football team? Walking along the Charles? Sure, if
you can get past Storrow Drive and stand to look at the gross brown, muddy
water.

In any case, I don't really feel like supporting BU alumni. I think I'd
rather have either the Red Sox card or the Packers card, both of which
MBNA also has and both of which I got offers for in the same week as the
BU alumni card... not that I need another credit card.

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April 27, 2003

what's so merry about maryland?

I woke up today and realized that my life is changed forever. Well, OK,
not forever. Just until I am once again living on my own, in my own
apartment/house/refridgerator box, without having to store anything at the
crazy self-storage place.

That would be nice. Well, at least I still have my sanity.
Heehaaaheeeeehaaaaaawhoooheeheheheheaaa heeaheheaaaheeaaaaaahaaaa...

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April 18, 2003

stalker?

Some clever neophyte at my former place of employment posted a cute little
comment on my March 26
entry. It really made my day. Now, if I only remembered which computer has
the IP address 63.71.22.220, I'd feel even better! Thanks guys for
remembering me! I hope the next idiot they get there is half as cool as I
am. :D

hi

Sorry. Apparently not updating your web log for a month gets you in to
trouble. It goes ahead and removes all the entries from the index page all
by itself! Well, how lovely.

As long as I'm here dronning on...

Set your Tivos and VCRs for May 12 on NBC! It must be sweeps!

href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20030418/en_nm/television_nbc_dc">Jay
Leno, Katie Couric to Switch Jobs for One Day

Sigh.

I guess the revolving door they put in at CBS's The Late Show while David
Letterman was out with heart trouble and the shingles was enough to
convince NBC that they should try a similar (though considerably less
spontanious) ploy.

Way to be original NBC!

The obvious losers in this ploy? Early-morning TV viewers. Those of you
who can't stay up later than 11:22 PM for the late sports on your local
news will surely enjoy seeing Jay Leno at 7:14 AM. "This is really Matt
Lauer's hair. I'm not making this up."

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March 26, 2003

and that job, and that one...

FuckThatJob.com (sorry Mom) is
my new favorite web site. The idiocy of some job
postings/expectations/qualifications is absolutely amazing. And yes, I
have first-hand knowledge of these jobs. I've seen an awful lot of
"internships" which are clearly employers stooping really low (there are
still labor laws in this country, people) and jobs where they want to pay
you minimum wage for your Ph.D. [Fortunately, I'm not that
overqualified. ;) ]

I was also reading some of the comments over at href="http://www.craigslist.com/">CraigsList.com and some are quite
depressing. People who've been looking for work for more than a year...
That's horrible. Most of those seem to be high-tech/tech support
professionals and I'm more and more glad that I have the (yes, it's still
a little lame) Journalism degree and related experience.

Now if only... if only... if only... somebody would call... Please,
someone call.

March 25, 2003

more on rummy

Really, Donald Rumsfeld is extremely wacky. He "shh'ed" a reporter today
at a news conference after telling the group that they would only get one
question when called upon (instead of getting a follow-up or two as is
usual).

For some reason, this reminds me of a goofy image I "Photoshopped" last
March. I don't really recall why I made it; it had something to do with a
thread on a discussion board somewhere and how the guy who played Cancer
Man (William B. Davis) on "The X-Files" resembles Rumsfeld.

So here it is...

Pentagon <br />
Vaults

Yep. Weird. Though it's strangely relevent again, seeing as how Rumsfeld
is in front of our faces on just about a daily basis.

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$1.25 billion fine

The U.S. Air Force says it has now dropped 25 million leaflets on Iraq (I
was going to write "propoganda leaflets" but that's not exactly what they
are).

Now, if I was driving down the road and dropped one leaflet out of my car,
I'd probably get something like a $50 fine, at least. So, I think the
people of Iraq should send the Air Force a fine of $1.25 billion.

That'll show 'em not to litter all over the desert. :p

Seriously now, have you seen these leaflets? What are we saying about the
intelligence of the Iraqi people with these moronic pictures and words?
Why do we bother to print one side in English? How much does it cost to
design, print, and "distribute" the leaflets? (Yes, it's probably a drop
in the bucket compared to the cost of a couple of GPS-guided Tomahawks.)

I just have to wonder what good these leaflets do and if Iraqis are paying
them any heed, or if the other psych-ops (radio, television, e-mail, etc.)
our troops are doing is any more effective.

It's possible I'm over-analyzing this issue. Just maybe...

March 24, 2003

coughing franks

General Tommy Franks needs a bag of cough drops too. I wonder if they're
sold in Qatar.

Yeah, I'm watching far too much TV lately. But that's the danger of being
unemployed and having a TV/Tivo addiction.

I wish I had caught the full quote of the Iraqi foreign minister speaking
in Egypt yesterday. He said something about George W. Bush being a
"drunken junkie" or something along those lines. Wow, he's got W's
number...

Still, it's interesting that the Iraqi PR campaign is mostly that of
foul-mouthed words and disinformation, mostly aimed at raising support in
the Arab world for their country. I'm not saying that our government
doesn't also have a level of disinformation, but we're clearly not
leveling personal attacks on the leaders of Iraq. Though I guess the
military attacks are much more dangerous.

The embedded journalists are really bringing certain pieces of this
conflict to our homes. I'm not sure it's been a complete success. But
clearly, we have more information about the fighting than we did in 1991's
Desert Storm. Though I definitely wonder what we have not seen and how
much the unit commanders are limiting the embedded journalists from
reporting.

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March 23, 2003

coughing macintyre

Would someone at the Pentago please get CNN correspondant Jamie
MacIntyre a Halls cough drop?!?

Is he ill? Does he have some reason for his on-air wheezing? Please, I beg
you, get him a bag of cough drops.

And while you're at it, can you get Barbara Starr a makeover and new
glasses?? Maybe we should nominate her for TLC's href="http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/whatnottowear.html">What
Not to Wear
. Eeek...

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rumsfeld's wacky comment

"We missed."

"You said you missed." [NBC's Tim Russert]

"Well, he's still standing."

-- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld on NBC's "Meet the Press" this
morning, after viewing a clip of the Iraqi Defense Minister giving a
briefing where coalition bombing of Baghdad can be heard in the
background.

Simply amazing. This guy really hates answering questions and talking to
the press. What a nut.

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March 20, 2003

ads? on a blog?

That's right. I put ads on my blog. Deal with it. Or click on a few... or
a lot. And buy stuff after you click on them. Yeah, do that.

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jimmy james: macho business donkey wrestler

"Mr. James, what did you mean when you wrote bad clown making like super
American car racers, I would make them sweat, War War?"

"Well, you know... it's LIKE when a clown is making like a car... racer...
it's sorta... like... the FCC. The CLOWN... the clown is like the FCC...
ï
¿
½ and I was opposed to the FCC at the time, right?
ï
¿
½ So it was like I was declaring War. WARRRR!"

-- Question and answer section of Jimmy James reading his autobiography in
the episode "Super Karate Monkey Death Car" of "Newsradio"

So, yeah, war. WARRRR! (You know, that thing in Iraq? Thanks for keeping
up with current events...)

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March 19, 2003

day 19

Still no calls and no e-mail. Well, I got an e-mail saying that a job I
applied for was already filled. That was nice anyway. Maybe when I get
home there will be some real mail... but that would likely be rejection
letters.

Sigh.

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March 13, 2003

day 13

My old job came up as number one on my weekly Monster.com e-mail.
Shocking. Mike says I should apply, but I don't think they'd appreciate it
much.

Still, I remain unemployed. I know it's early in my job search, but I'd
just like one person to call or e-mail to acknowledge that I exist. It's
the little things in life...

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March 12, 2003

day 12...

Day 12 of unemployment and counting... Please hire
me
. Please. Please?

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March 11, 2003

driving time

I don't know why it counts as a blog entry, but I drove about 700 miles
round trip to Boston and back. Left on Thursday and got back today. It was
fun... Dave had Friday off and we went to the old standby, Big City for
pool.

Of course, Dave gave up drinking booze for Lent. (It's sickening.) So,
there was only drinking for me, at least until Karen showed up. I suck at
pool, but that's OK.

We (Dave, Karen, Rob, Noel and I -- in my car, of course) went to the Sam
Adams brewery tour in Jamaica Plain on Saturday. Free beer for all --
well, again, except Dave. The tour was interesting; did I mention the free
beer?

Sunday was boring. On Monday, Rob invited me to Simpson's Trivia Night at
a local bar. Dave, and his roommate Fausto (if that's too hard to
remember, you can call him "Ryan") also came. The strange thing about
Simpson's Trivia Night were the weirdos who know so much about the TV show
that they not only win, but blow away the competition. Freaky.

I mean, I love the show, a lot. But these guys answered the most obscure
questions within seconds -- miliseconds.

Yeah, and then today I drove back. The trip home was a full hour less than
the trip there. That's what dry roads and a little daylight will do for
you.

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February 17, 2003

storm of this century

In 1996, before I lived in Philly, the region was socked by a winter storm
with an intensity never seen before in recorded history. In that storm in
Janury, 30.7 inches of snow fell officially at the airport. It was hailed
as "the storm of the century."

Fortunatly, we're now in a new century. This January, we have a storm
which could come close to riviling the '96 storm. When I was outside
earlier, I would guess there was easily more than 20 inches of white
powder in areas where it had not been blown around. And it's still snowing
heavily.

Here's a bunch of photos from the past few hours...

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width=107 height=80 border=0>
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width=107 height=80 border=0>
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width=107 height=80>


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width=107 height=80 border=0>
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width=107 height=80 border=0>

Right now, as I type this, ice pelets are quite loudly hitting the window.
I'm happy I'm not outside adventuring as those would probably really hurt.

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February 16, 2003

freezing what??

I'm really happy I'm not driving or walking around Bethesda, Maryland
right about now. At 4 AM, the weather conditions were...

Freezing fog?!? That has got to hurt. Kind of reminds me of the Fog
Monster of Old Londontown (or something along those lines) from one of the
classic Dangermouse episodes. Oh, eck... Oh, eck!

In yet more weather related news, we're in for up to a foot of snow in
these parts in the next 24 hours. Less than what the kindred will see in
Bethesda, but still enough that hopefully there will be no work on
Monday. Woo... snow day!

Kind of makes me wish I lived in a real house so I could go to Home Depot
and be one of the people buying snow blowers they show on the local news
every time there's a storm.

February 07, 2003

snow excuse

src="/images/drive-by-snow-small.jpg" height="90" width="70"
align="left">
I wonder if the airlines (in this case, American) are
purposely cancelling flights which they might otherwise, if they were
still making boatloads of cash, because of bad weather.

That's my guess. American Eagle cancelled just about all of its
Philadephia-Boston flights today, including mine. Thanks Don Carty! Well,
I'm not sure what I expect for a $170 fare. I'm sure not getting dinner,
booze, a hot towel, and a movie. I'm just thankful when flight attendant
on these Embraer Regional Jet flights smiles and at least pretends to be
pleasant. I'm also happen when I get there on-time and on the right day...
Yeah, as if!

Anyway, back on topic, yeah, it snowed today. We got around eight inches
here in the near-Philly 'burbs. Other areas south and east got more, some
got less north, northeast, and west of here. Woop dee doo. That up there
is a photo from early this morning looking out my window (it's a car going
by, the shutter speed was really, really low).

So, that's my story. I'm going to Boston tomorrow instead. Of course,
there's snow predicted for Monday, right about the time I'm scheduled to
come back. That happened to me once before. We did racetrack circles
somewhere over Allentown for three hours while they plowed the runway in
Philly. The flight is usually an hour. I sure hope that doesn't happen
again. :(

February 06, 2003

do they sell gum?

So I wanted to buy a book from Amazon.com. The book costs $24.47. The book
is all I want. I add it to my shopping cart and right there on the screen
is the message, "Wait! Add $0.53 to your order to qualify for FREE Super
Saver Shipping." The minimum for the fres super saver shipping is $25.

Yeah, um, what does Amazon.com sell for 53 cents? As far as I can tell,
not much.

$5.29 for The Simpson's href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/toys/B00005MNRK/ref=pd_ir_t/002-8093099-9502427">Bleeding
Gums Murphy
action figure.
$9.99 for the href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00004OCJG/qid=/br=1-6/ref=br_lf_k_6//002-8093099-9502427?v=glance&s=kitchen&n=289851">OXO
Two-Piece Peeler/Parer
set
$5.99 for the biography " href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000645W7/002-8093099-9502427?v=glance&s=books&n=45">The
Prince of Tennessee: The Rise of Al Gore
"
$3.49 for the href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005OU5M/qid=1044573585/br=2-1/ref=br_ts_slwth_th_1/002-8093099-9502427?v=glance&s=electronics&n=172746">Conair
Big Button Telephone

$6.59 for the href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00004S201/qid=1044573871/br=1-5/ref=br_lf_hi_5//002-8093099-9502427?v=glance&s=hi&n=553922">Ames
Eagle Grass Shears

Maybe if they sold gum I could get free shipping. Instead, I think I'm
going to buy some new music. Thanks Amazon! :p

February 03, 2003

24-hour doughnuts!

I don't often get so excited that I temporarily lose my mind (shut peanut
gallery). But that was not the case on Friday after work when I went to
the grand opening of the Krispy Kreme doughnuts store in Springfield,
Delaware County, Pennsylvania.

It's only the second KK store in the Philadelphia area and it's just five
minutes from my house! The bad thing is that I'll probably weigh in at 600
pounds by the end of the month.

Still... DOUGHNUTS DOUGHNUTS DOUGHNUTS DOUGHNUTS! WOO HOOOOOO!

Now excuse me while I gorge myself in some deep-fried dough drowned in
frosting...

February 02, 2003

godspeed columbia and her crew

It does not seem possible that 17 years ago this week, as I sat in my 4th
grade classroom in stunned silence when Mr. Tisler, my teacher, announced
NASA had lost contact with Challenger. So much has changed in our world.
So many lessons learned from that accident. So much has been made by the
combined efforts of the world in creating the International Space Station.

Our lives, our country, our world may be so different now than they were
in 1986, but the shuttles flew again and kept flying. They launched
satellites, the Hubble space telescope, and the significant structure of
the ISS. They have performed countless science missions. They have kept
the crews of more than 100 flights safe.

But yesterday, I awoke to the tradgic news of the loss of another of the
orbiter fleet. Columbia was the first of the shuttles to orbit the Earth.
But she was too young to go so soon. Too young was her crew -- seven
astronauts who braved the harshesd environment man has ever lived and
worked in.

Columbia's future, with budget cutbacks and massive cost overruns of the
ISS construction, was uncertain. This could have been her final flight --
but it certainly should not have ended this way. Sixteen days in space on
what NASA officialls called a remarkable science mission. With the
combined efforts of the Columbia and ISS crews, never before has so much
science taken place in space at one time.

Before ISS was a reality, a second catastrophic shuttle accident might
have spelled the end for the fleet. Today we have the ISS to support and
build; we must go back. Space is our legacy. The men and women with "the
right stuff" might not make it to Mars, or even back to the Moon, anytime
soon (though hopefully in my lifetime) but we will return and we will
honor the memories of all those who have died and sacraficed for our
legacy.

Godspeed Columbia and her crew.

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January 27, 2003

Y.A.B.A.

Yet Another Baby Album... This
one by Howard, Liana's grandfather.

I wonder if other babies get this much shutter time. It's OK with me --
Liana is very cute and photogenic. :D

January 26, 2003

super. like a bowl of dean's dip

What's wrong with the world that advertisers and radio DJs can't refer to
the big game every January which ends the football season and millions of
people watch as the Super Bowl?

Isn't this the absolutely most rediculous thing ever? We end up having
radio ads, like the one I've heard a lot recently for Dean's Dip, where
they make it blatantly obvious what they're talking about.

"Wouldn't that be super? Super. Like a Bowl of Dean's Dip."

Yeah, Super alright.

From now on, I'm just calling it "that big game in January which ends the
football season and millions of people watch." Super.

Oh...

Raiders 60
Bucs 12

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January 25, 2003

now i've done it

I gave Mike space on my web account. I also set up a Movable Type web log
for him. Was it a mistake? Was it sheer brillance? Will he ever publish
anything there that makes a shred of sense?

Take a look and see for yourself.

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sunny san francisco

I was in San Francisco three weeks ago for the annual Macworld Conference.
I had one day (Sun., Jan. 5) to walk and explore the city. From my hotel
near Union Squar, I made it down to the Golden Gate Bridge and then back
to Fisherman's Warf for the evening tour of Alcatraz.

I took a bunch of photos that day. The
weather was beautiful -- sunny and almost 70 all four days I was there.
They've been on the site for a while, I just fogot to put a link from
here.

The rest of the trip was spent inside the Moscone Center's windowless
underground conference rooms listening to Mac geeks instruct other Mac
geeks on the fundamentals of Mac OS X.

Still, it was a great week and I really did not enjoy having to leave and
go back to cold and boring Philadelphia. Hopefully, I can go back again
someday soon...

January 24, 2003

liana, liana everywhere

Baby baby baby!

Photos of Liana, the wonder baby, have sprung up all over the place. I
have some from January 1, Helen has a href="http://www.helenrubin.com/">bunch from just after the birth to
the first couple of weeks at home, and now href="http://www.mbare.org/gallery/albums.php">Mike has several from
this past weekend.

Of course, there are many photos in area newspapers and video on TV. If
you missed them all, I can only say, search Google. ;)

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November 08, 2002

college journalism review

(This is somewhat old news and I'm a little late, based on my href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Filipino+%22big+ass+spanish+boat%22"
target="_blank">Google search
, but it's amazing none the less.)

From the Nov. '02 issue of American Journalism Review (AJR), on page 12:

Headline: What's Spanish for 'Oops'?

"This correction ran in October in Washington State University's Daily
Evergreen: 'The Daily Evergreen would like to sincerely apologize for an
injustice served to the Filipino-American, Spanish-speaking and Catholic
communities on the front page of Thursday's Evergreen

ï'The story "Filipino-American history recognized" stated that the
"Nuestra
Se
¿
½ora de Buena Esperanza," the galleon on which the first Filipinos landed
at Morro Bay, Calif., loosely translates to "The Big Ass Spanish Boat." It
actually translates to "Our Lady of Good Hope."

'Parts of the story, including the translation above were plagiarized from
an inaccurate Web site.'"

Yeah, I know. It's tough being a college journalist. href="http://www.dailyfreepress.com/" target="_blank">been there, href="http://www.uwire.com/" target="_blank">done that, href="http://www.dailypennsylvanian.com" target="_blank">still doing
it
.

You don't get paid. You don't get respect. You don't get acknoledgement.
But it's no excuse for stealing your written work. Especially when it's
wrong. Doing the research is the cornerstone to journalism and believing
everything you read on the Internet is also a mistake.

Talk to those who know. At a univeristy, it's especially easy. Professors,
researchers, graduate students. They're all available for your help, often
even late at night when college journalists are working the hardest.

And, obviously, plagarism is not acceptable in any written work.
Attribution. Attribution. Attribution. But if it's copyright protected...
Well, maybe next time on jlb's journalism ethics class.

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November 07, 2002

wunderphotos

I have a few href="http://www.wunderground.com/wximage/imagesearch.html?handle=jlb76&handlebox=1&submit=go"
target="_blank">photos
on The Weather Underground web site. They have
a feature where users can upload their own weather photos. One has even
gotten an average of 8 out of 10 from visitors voting on their rating
scale. It's the big puffy clouds one. It's a really cool picture that I
also use that for my desktop picture at home.

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September 29, 2002

loserville, part 2

Last time in this space, I asked if you knew the two actors starring in
the new CBS series "CSI: Miami" who left other television shows for what
they thought were promising movie careers.

The obvious one is David Caruso who left ABC's "NYPD Blue." Who knows why
he did that.

Less obvious is Khandi Alexander. She played radio anchor Catherine Duke
on NBC's "NewsRadio" before leaving the series in 1997. The only movie
that I ever saw her in was "Something About Mary."

Well, I guess that's all the TV trivia I have for now. In other news, my
fanatasy football team is doing relatively well. It looks like another win
this week to bring the team up to 3 and 1. Yay.

Also, while I was researching the information on Khandi Alexander, I found
this quote from NewsRadio:

"I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street. Many days no business
comes to my hut. Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no! I never doubted
myself for a minute, for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded
with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the
opulence of buffalo... [pauses while turning page] dung." -- Jimmy James,
reading from his book, "Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler,"
which had been translated to Japanese and back again.

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September 25, 2002

welcome to loserville - pop. 1

Well, the updates here have been sort of lacking of late. Not much is
going on. In fact, it's down right boring around here. Then again, I have
no idea if anyone reads this thing. Hello? Hello-o-o?

How 'bout some sesonal events?

The new TV season is here, which is good. My TiVo is pumping away trying
to suck it all up for me to watch after work.

I'm looking forward to the two-hour premier of The West Wing on
Wednesday. The Enterprise premier last week was kind of
lack-luster, but I'll still watch. Once a Trekker... CSI: Miami was
OK. It's strange to see two actors who left sucessful (more or less) TV
shows for "promising" movie careers end up on the show. Can you guess the
two? I'll give you the answer in the next update.

Friends of mine in Boston had an Emmy party on Sunday. Why do people do
this? Who cares what TV shows win the award? Don't people realize that
it's all just a Hollywood love fest? Same with the god-awful Oscar awards.
That thing is the absolute worst. Yech. Blech.

Anyway...

Hurricane season has also finally arrived. Three storms are churning in
the Atlantic basin (whatever "basin" means). I vote for Lili being the big
one of the year and Kyle being the biggest underachiver of them all.

The Fall season is here too. It's chilly in these parts tonight. On the
Weather Channel the other day, they said there was sleet in Norhtern
Wisconsin and Upper Michigan. Nothing says fall like ice falling from the
sky.

Tis also the back-to-school season. The paper is publishing daily again,
which means the kids are bothering me a lot. That's OK, I guess. Well,
it's a necessary evil that goes along with the job.

The end of the regular season in baseball is right around the corner too.
Bad Red Sox. Bad. No biscuit. Or post-season for that matter. From the
Brewer's perspective, the end cannot come quickly enough. 101 games lost
and counting.

I believe that's enough seasoing for one night. Until next time...

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August 29, 2002

"trendy" indeed

This style is called "Trendy" by the makers of the blog software that I've
been using (Moveable Type).

I think it looks OK. Defintely better than the default style. Still, I'd
like to design/write my own style one of these days. Oh, if only there
were more hours in the day... I'd probably watch more Tivo. ;)

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August 28, 2002

the furry OS

Furry X align="left" /> Jaguar is here! Yay! I've updated one of two of my Macs to
Mac OS X 10.2 "Jaguar." Or, if you're Steve Jobs himself, call it
"Jag-wire."

Zero problems installing it on my PowerBook G4 667 (non-DVI) and I hope
the same for my PowerMac G4 Dual 1Ghz (Quicksilver 2002) when I get around
to updating that one. Haven't had much chance to try all the new features
but that should change as I start to use Jaguar on both Macs (Rendezvous
and AirPort software base station, cool!).

Good thing we didn't switch to X this summer at work or we'd have some
work to do to get all 80-some Macs updated. Next summer. Eeek.

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August 24, 2002

saffir and simpson rolling in their graves

ïTen years after Hurricane Andrew ravaged (what a clich
¿
½) south Florida, NOAA scientists decided it was actually a category five
hurricane on the href="http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutsshs.shtml">Saffir-Simpson Scale.
You probably saw the coverage of this tremendous realization.

Actually, this ties in with the previous note about the "sound of
science." Does it really matter what the hurricane's intensity was? It was
still the most expensive natural disaster in U.S. history. Are those who
href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/weather/hurricane/sfl-andrewpic082402.photo?coll=sfla%2Dnews%2Dhurricane">lost
their homes
in the hurricane any less haunted by the memories of
Andrew?

I guess that the scientists have learned more about damage and wind speeds
in the most devistating and some of the least understood storm systems on
the globe. That's definitely a good thing. But, Andrew was not that
unusual. You can bet that another hurricane will hit south Florida before
long. Maybe not a category five, but it could and it could be href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/weather/hurricane/sfl-sandrew24aug24.story?coll=sfla%2Dnews%2Dhurricane">even
worse
.

And, maybe Saffir and Simpson are not rolling in their graves since they
came up with their intensity scale only just in the 1970s.

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August 22, 2002

sound of science

height="48" alt="jlb" /> OK, so NASA thinks its comet-chasing space craft
is in orbit around the sun but it's probably in many pieces.

Another study says anit-bacterial soap is causing bacteria to develope
resistance to hospital-grade disinfectant and antibiotics. Yet, no one
listens.

And my car gets 10 miles per gallon more on the highway than in the city!

What's with science these days? What does it take to get some progress or
get people to listen or get my car to run a few more miles per gallon?
Seriously, why?

Also, in other news, I need a haircut so I'll look a little more like the
guy in that photo up there.

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August 14, 2002

filter faulter

Cough. Weez. Sneeze. Cough.

Furnace filters should be changed at least every three months. It had been
a little longer than that...

Dirty <br />
Filter

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August 09, 2002

homer's jobs

[Homer] You know, I've had a lot of jobs. Boxer, mascot, astronaut,
imitation Krusty, baby proofer, trucker, hippy, plow driver, food critic,
conceptual artist, grease salesman, carney, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for
the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain
climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochy, celebrity assistant, power
plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwikie Mart clerk,
homophobe, and missionary, but protecting Springfield -- that gives me the
best feeling of all.

[Marge] If you like protecting people, you can make that your job.
You know, start a security company.

[Homer] (Gasps, then kisses Marge) Finally a way to combine my love
of helping people with my love of hurting people.

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August 01, 2002

all work and no sleep makes jlb...

It's 3 AM. I'm at work. WOOOOOT!

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July 29, 2002

spend more, get the same

Well, after a weekend of looking at $600,000 homes and $1,000 apartments,
I came home to a notice from href="http://www.drexelbrook.com">Drexelbrook that my rent will
increase to $825/month as of Oct. 1. It's only a 4.4% increase over the
current rate, but it's now 18.7% over my original rent.

It's still a deal for the amount of space I have and the location relative
to work, but it's annoying that they raise the rent every year and that
there's nothing I get in return.

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jlb's home again

I was only gone for three days (in Virginia) and there's already about 20
programs to watch on my Tivo.

I got Tivo because I thought it would simplify my life. No more forgetting
to set the VCR. No more wondering what's on the dozen VHS tapes laying
around the TV stand. No more missing shows when I forget when they're on
"live."

(For anyone who doesn't know what a Tivo is, it's a Digital Video
Recorder. In other words, it's a big hard drive that records TV kind of
like a VCR, but it goes far beyond that with features -- including guides
to what's on now and what's coming up for the next two weeks, pause and
rewind live TV, and simplified recording set up. Go look at href="http://www.tivo.com">Tivo.com for more info.)

Instead, I've created a monster.

In just over a week, I configured 20 "Season Passes." A season pass in the
Tivo world tells the unit to record every instance of a particular show,
with a variety options. Coming home from the long weekend, there's more to
watch than there is time. In order to record everything on time, the Tivo
will delete older shows. In my case, it deletes many shows within three
days.

So, now I have to watch about 10 hours of TV in order to clear the backlog
on the Tivo. Of course, since it's the summer, many of these shows are
repeats... then again, many of them (The Simpsons, NewsRadio, ST: DS9,
Frontier House, Hometime, and so on) are now syndicated so they should be
on again and again in the future.

Regardless, I would like to see the episode of The Simpsons where Mr.
Burns recruits an all-star team of professional baseball players for the
company softball team.

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July 27, 2002

death of my vacation

I can't take another week of vacation. As much as I want to get away, it
just doesn't seem practical any more. There's still a lot to be done at
work before the kids come back for the fall semester.

The worst part about that is once the semester starts, there won't be
anything for me to do again.

They'll have plenty of stuff to do, but my life will be very dull.

Anyway, back on topic. The second week of vacation (I spent the first week
driving between Philly and Wisconsin in June) isn't gonna happen. Why? 1.
Not enough cash on hand. That's what I get for buying two computers and a
Tivo in the past five months. 2. Too much to be done at work. See above.
3. No one to go with me.

It looks like Karen will go somewhere for a long weekend instead. It's her
birthday on August 10, and I almost always celebrate it with her and other
Boston types. I already have that Thursday and Friday off, so I just need
a couple more days the following week and it'll probably be a relaxing fun
time.

But no week-long vacation to the Oregon coast or the Alaska Highway for
me. Oh well, there's always next year.

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let's dwell on this

Or, "If you lived here, you'd be home now."

Houses. Abodes. Dwellings. Joanna and Helen are buying a house. Mike is
starting at AU in the fall and refuses to live in a dorm.

I'm not moving or starting or looking or anything of the sort (though
getting out of Drexelbrook is high on my list of things to accomplish in
the next year).

So, one might wonder how I end up looking at a dorm room, four apartments,
and seven houses since Friday morning. The houses were much more
interesting than the apartments. We saw two houses with more rooms and
floor space that I could ever imagine in the footprint of the house.
Obviously, Chez-Manitowoc is huge, but it doesn't have a finished basement
or third story.

Plus, it's something they'll live in for many years to come, whereas the
apartment is just a year lease.

Then again, maybe it was the realtor who was not only amusing, but keeps
many different Pepridge Farms snacks tucked away throughout her PT
Cruiser.

Personally, I like the house that was immediately next to a National Park.
It wasn't the nicest of the houses, but it had charm and was originally
built close to the turn of the century. But the somewhat newer and larger
houses that we saw after the first one seem to be the favorites of the
ones who actually have to live there or pay the mortgage.

Me? I just care about the quality of the washer and dryer. Also, I don't
want to look at any more apartments in D.C...

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July 24, 2002

new geek level achieved

This, my friends, is a web log -- or just "blog."

Who? Me silly, jlb.

Why? Why not. Besides, all the cool kids have a blog. And, if friends,
family, neighbors, or strangers on the street (and a lot of them are
really, really strange around here) want a blog too, I can give 'em one.
Plus, I've had this "jlb.to" domain for years and have done diddly with it
up 'til now.

Where? Well, um, it's actually on a server in Pittsburgh. But since the
Internet is practically everywhere and nowhere at the same time... Well,
it gets complicated.

When? Whever I feel like it. I'll add stuff often. Maybe.

How? This is freeware running on my pre-existing web server that I use for
barely anything at all. Well, it runs href="http://www.benfrench.com/">Ben's web sites and the Nude as the
News forums, and that wacky
Jessica web
site, but otherwise nothing much happens on this server.

So, that's it.

With any luck the design will look better soon. It's damn ugly right now.

fenway fotos

I went to Fenway Park, home to the Boston Red Sox on July 5 with Karen,
Dave, Katie and Lauren. The Sox lost. It was also the day that Sox legend
Ted Williams died. There was a pal over the stadium, but it was still a
nice evening.

Unfortunately the Sox lost.

I took my digital camera, which I hope to make one of the centerpieces of
the content of this site from now on.

Here's the page.

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