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November 28, 2003

llc, baby!

I created my own company.

All it took was 5 minutes, an Internet connection, and $130. It was that
simple.

For that, and one day later, I get to call this thing I do
"411net.Communications, LLC" from this point on.

Wheeeeeee!

Some things to think about:

I formed my company in the state of Wisconsin. As pointed out previously,
the initial filing fee was $120 online. Off-line, they charge an extra
$30. The annual filing fee (now required by the state) is $25.

I considered filing in Maryland, which is where I primarily do business.
The initial filing fee is $100 (as well as the out-of-state business
filing fee that I do have to pay now, once).

However, the real sticker shock comes in the annual report filing fee:
$300!!

So, in just one year's time, I'll be ahead of Maryland fee schedule (as
long as Wisconsin doesn't raise its fees) and that makes me happy.

$300 a year to file one piece of paper to prove that I'm still in business
is ridiculous. The $275 annual savings is well worth the extra trouble of
filing in Wisconsin (where I have to use a "resident agent," but I've got
that covered with my dad) and the extra Maryland out-of-state registration
fee.

Previous to Jan. 1, 2004, there is/was no annual report fee in either
state. However, as part of the fiscal budget bill, Maryland is raising
fees and enacting them where they were not previously.

It's amazing how states try to recoup lost revenue. Instead of raising
taxes, they raise fees on every little thing. The same is true of auto
registration fees. One of the worst offenders of this scam in the
"commonwealth" of Massachusetts.

Anyway, enough ranting about state revenues and fees. For now, what's
important is that I am offiically a non-self-propietership company.

November 19, 2003

pre-christmas gadget review extravaganza (part I)

Since next week is Thanksgiving (and thus, the day after Thanksgiving), I
thought I would do a little pre-holiday shopping season reviewing of some
new(ish) gadgets that are floating around the jlb.to Headquarters (aka,
Basement Central, Litterbox Zone, and "Where's that Smell Coming From?"
Area).

For today, I've chosen the new cell phone I picked up last week as an item
to review. The model is made by Siemens. (OK, get it out of your system
now -- Siemens Siemens Siemens Siemens... Feel better? Great.)

The Siemens S56 is a GSM (or "third-generation" phone) and is currently
sold in the United States by Cingular Wireless and AT&T Wireless. As a
current AT&T Wireless customer, I wasn't too interested in commiting to
another contract extension (they already have my ass until Nov. 2004) for
$50 off or paying the full price of the phone to upgrade.

So, I went to my friendly (hardly), easy to shop (Ha! Ha! Ha!), nearby
(well, that's mostly true) Best Buy store in search of a better deal on
the phone with "Cingular" stamped on it.

For $99 and a one-year contract, the phone was mine. An unnoticed by me
store rebate of $100 knocks the price down to less than nothing, before
tax. That was definitely cool.

I had picked Cingular for another reason. They're currently running a very
intriguing promotion that allows you to forward all of your cell calls to
any one of three phone numbers you program in to your phone. You need to
buy a $40 cradle (which doubles as a fairly convenient charger) and pay an
additional $2.99 per month for FastForward service. But forwarded calls do
not count against your wireless minutes -- a big change from all other
wireless forwarding.

Back to FastForward in a minute. The phone is the real star of this
B-movie review.

For me, two of the biggest draws of the S56 were its purported good
reception and integrated Bluetooth.

Obviously, anyone not from Afghanistan understands good reception on a
cell phone. But Bluetooth is still largely a mystery for many cell phone
owners (and the general populous).

Bluetooth is a wireless communication standard that allows electronic
devices to communicate with each other over short ranges. It uses the
ever-popular 2.4 ghz "junk band," like many cordless phones and WiFi
(AirPort, 802.11b, and 802.11g), to connect and share bits. Bluetooth can
be used to connect two computers as an ad-hoc network to share files, for
a wireless mouse and keyboard, connect a wireless headset to a cell phone,
or connect the cell phone and the computer, for example.

The latter was what I really wanted. Recently, Apple Computer made
improvements to its own Bluetooth software and a free application called
iSync. Using these super cool tools, you can share your entire address
book and calendar with your cell phone or Palm PDA.

It took me less than 10 minutes of setup to have the phone and my Power
Mac G5 (using a D-Link USB-to-Bluetooth adapter) talking to each other. In
the Bluetooth world, that's called pairing. Just seconds more and my
entire address book was on the S56. In just a few more minutes, I had
created a calendar with a few items in Apple's free iCal program and
uploaded that to the phone. And, since syncing is as easy as clicking one
button on my Mac, I can have an updated contact list and calendar whenever
I want and wherever I go.

Definitely a big thumbs up for Siemens on the Bluetooth integration. I had
previously tried this with a Sony Ericcson T68i from T-Mobile, but both
the phone's Bluetooth and Apple's software were inferior at the time. The
current combination is a clear winner.

Back to the basics of the phone. It has, more or less, all of the bells
and whistles of any phone these days. Small, lightweight, color screen,
small keys (sometimes hard to press the right one), polyphonic ringtones,
vibrating alert, alarms, the previously mentioned address book and
calendar, and Wide Area Protocol (WAP) Internet access. Well, it doesn't
have all the bells and whistles -- literally.

For some odd reason, the phone is missing a regular ring sound. That's
right, it can mimic almost any song or sound using polyphonic ringtones,
but it doesn't just ring. I had to download and install (via
Bluetooth, very very cool) a few regular ringers. But I should not
have had to search the Internet to find plain ringers. These should ALWAYS
be on the phone.

Frankly, the ring was the least of my worries. Here in the jlb.to
Headquarters, I rarely get even remotely good cell phone reception. My
AT&T Motorola T720 is frequently lost in "No Service" or "Emergency Only"
modes.

That, of course, means no calls in or out.

I was hoping that Cingular's signal would be better. We've seen that
Sprint's CDMA (another older cellular technology, being edged out by GSM)
signal can penetrate the depths of the basement world. However, Cingular's
signal on the S56 is actually worse.

The S56 spends nearly its entire time in "Network Search" and, when it
rarely finds a signal, it can't hold on for any longer than a few seconds.

Upstairs and outside, where the T720 does fairly well with AT&T's signal,
the S56 is still searching. These areas are also good for the Sprint and
T-Mobile (also GSM) users among us.

There's no way to tell, shy of buying another phone model and testing it,
if this is a problem with the Siemens S56 or Cingular, but I would
actually put my money on a little of each. Where the Cingular signal is
definitely strong, in downtown Bethesda, the phone still seems to have
trouble locking on to Cingular's signal.

Rewinding to FastForward, overall, the service appears great on the
surface, though my experience was not all that great. In order to get the
service to engage, you need to put the phone in the previously mentioned
cradle. It then sends a signal wireless through the phone to the Cingular
switch which tells the network to now forward all calls to one of the
three local numbers you have programmed.

However, since I can't get a signal in the jlb.to Headquarters, the
service never engages. I just get errors when I put the phone on the
cradle. When I took the phone and cradle upstairs, searched for a free
outlet, and put it all together, it seemingly worked like a charm. My
calls were forwarded, caller ID and all, to my regular phone line.

To disengage FastForward service, you must first push the Cancel button on
the cradle, while the phone is still seated in it. Failing to do so means
that your calls are still forwarded. There is a four-digit number to dial
if you accidentally forget to push Cancel. But, again, in the basement
there was no way to engage or cancel FastForward.

Finally, one huge complaint against Cingular. When the geniuses activated
my phone, they assigned me a phone number in area code 301 -- same as my
current phone number. However, the exchange they used is for a phone
company central office in Waldorf, Md. Waldorf (look it up on Mapquest)
could not really be much further from Bethesda and still be in Maryland.
It is clear on the other side of Washington, D.C. to the southeast.

And, it's a long distance call from Bethesda to my cell phone. Duh.

Clearly, Cingular has some way to go before it becomes a grownup cell
phone provider. The Siemens S56 is an apparently quality phone that may or
may not suffer from poor signal reception. But the Bluetooth and
integration with Apple iSync, Address Book, and iCal is amazing. I would
like to keep the phone for just those reasons, but the signal problems and
other issue with Cingular will have me returning the phone and cancelling
the service.

But now I am considering buying the same phone from AT&T Wireless...

November 18, 2003

blunderground

For some unholy reason, I signed up to be a photo administrator at href="http://www.wunderground.com/">Weather Underground. I've been
doing it for most of the year now.

Being a Weather Underground photo admin requires:

  • An Internet connection.
  • Absolutely no clue what a good photo is, as proven by many of the other photo admins. (Though quite a few clearly have their heads on straight and recognize photos that shouldn't be there.)
  • Suspension of disbelief that no one would ever doctor a weather photo or put in the wrong date or location. (As proven, again, by many of my fellow photo approving weather watchers.)
  • A hearty sense of humor.
For example, take this photo that recently popped up on my screen:

href="http://www.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/p/pcolabaygm/46.jpg"> src="/images/catsniff.jpg" width="350" height="263" alt="Stupid Cat Photo"
/>

(Click the image for the full-size version.)

OK. Well, where to begin?

Obviously, this photo was taken inside. What's the name of the site again?
You weren't paying attention, were you? It's Weather Underground.
Not "Your friend's house where they let their three hideously ugly cats
run free and climb the furniture that the people eat off of and smell each
other's butts" Underground.

I really can't begin to say what's funnier about this photo though. That
the cat is smelling the other cat's butt, or the look on the face of the
cat up front, or that they're on the dinning room table, or that this
photo was submitted to Weather Underground, or that this photo was ever
taken at all.

It's tragic.

Well, I got to exercise my responsibility to REJECT IMAGE for the obvious
reason: Not weather related.

Every time one of these ridiculous photos appears on my approval screen, I
wonder why I bother to help them.

Other times, I wonder what some of the other photo admins believe is
appropriate images for the site. Then I wonder how they decide which of
the two main categories (Current Weather and Current Other photos) to
assign to new images.

For example, images of sunrises and sunsets are considered Current
Weather. To the contrary, the plethora of photos of the recent full lunar
eclipse were all moved to Current Other. What's the logic in that?

There also seems to be an obsession for some photo admins in the number of
photos they approve. Since whenever I agreed to participate in this farce,
I have approved 1,267 images. In roughly the same period of time (since
the beginning of the year), the person with the most approvals has 5,158.
That's an average of 16 images approved per day. The runner up has 4,110
-- an average of almost 13 per day.

We all need to get a life... but these people especially need to get out
and take more photos and spend less time approving.

In case you're wondering, my average is about four images per day.

Well, I promise that this will be my one and only rant on the Weather
Underground photo system. Next time, I'll talk about less interesting
topics like gadgets (my new computer, cell phone, and Palm PDA), or maybe
the new business cards I got printed, or perhaps an ode to pumpkin pie.
(Mmmmmm... pie... *drool*)

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