[Homer] You know, I've had a lot of jobs. Boxer, mascot, astronaut,
imitation Krusty, baby proofer, trucker, hippy, plow driver, food critic,
conceptual artist, grease salesman, carney, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for
the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain
climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochy, celebrity assistant, power
plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwikie Mart clerk,
homophobe, and missionary, but protecting Springfield -- that gives me the
best feeling of all.
[Marge] If you like protecting people, you can make that your job.
You know, start a security company.
[Homer] (Gasps, then kisses Marge) Finally a way to combine my love
of helping people with my love of hurting people.
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